They literally were like “ah, it’s about jihad and terrorists, yes we won’t read anything else inside and post it to our followers.” Absolute self-own.

Every day I check the obituary for good news. Every day I am disappointed. One day, hopefully soon, I will not be.

Any removed player, including the pitcher, is eligible to return later in the game, but only after the 8th inning.

I totally forgot Krasnov is speaking tonight. Fuck him.

How much taxpayer money was spent for Trump to go suck Putins dick for two hours?

The only one that I laughed at was the Doritos UFO one and even that was a low bar

He’s the embodiment of “our marriage is strained so let’s have a baby to reconnect”

“I did that 👉”

That’s why 🍊💩🤡 nominated ol’ brain worms anti vaxxer RFK jr

Everyone knows Musk is a cunt

Someone backup this article to a private server, so when Trump bans free media and tries to blame immigrants for spreading diseases that have essentially been eradicated for decades, we can look back and remember the truth. Don’t let them put it in the memory hole.

This is Ciccio (CHEECH-oh). It means “fat guy” in Italian. My fiancée named him. He’s a rescue I got from a meat farm. He’s very sweet and protective of his “girlfriend” and cage mate. We’re still working on being fully free roam.