Me after my "cool eBay find" is delivered

THANK YOU TORIYAMA

Yellowjackets S3: Shauna and Misty lose control of the van and drive through an active children's playground. As they argue in the car, we see the kids CONTINUING TO PLAY in the bg like nothing happened. This is a fake show

I'm a popcorn freak

Reading "bf" and "gf" out loud as "bof" and "gof"

Woken up at 3 AM by rambunctious cats so here are some bikes that I've built

Prithee, look upon my wan ass

Hey I'm feeling pale and wan over here

I need my bike obsession (good) to come back and destroy my programming obsession (evil)

I got a million of em! But here's two. #bikesky

You're just going to have to trust me when I say that we put a mumu on the dog

Press Release GOOGL: We're pivoting to rugs

I promise that I will never say *checks notes*. Who else is ready to make the pledge!!!!!