rachel
@underwaterstepmom.bsky.social
writer, reader, chronic illness haver
love when someone hides their ig story from me but forgets to hide it from my other accounts. thanks for letting me know you don’t fuck with me lol
August 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
love when someone hides their ig story from me but forgets to hide it from my other accounts. thanks for letting me know you don’t fuck with me lol
I think I would be more interested in dating men if most of them weren’t looking for a stand in for their mom who they can also have sex with. idk tho
July 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I think I would be more interested in dating men if most of them weren’t looking for a stand in for their mom who they can also have sex with. idk tho
someone on substack made a post about all the words for partner and why they're bad and then someone in the comments offered up "heartner". on the plus side its very easy to go viral on there
July 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
someone on substack made a post about all the words for partner and why they're bad and then someone in the comments offered up "heartner". on the plus side its very easy to go viral on there
this morning my mom picked me up to go somewhere with her and the first thing she said was “no bra?”
July 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
this morning my mom picked me up to go somewhere with her and the first thing she said was “no bra?”
been talking to a very handsome 6’5” doctor I met on the apps and I just found out he fosters puppies??? I’m scared
July 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
been talking to a very handsome 6’5” doctor I met on the apps and I just found out he fosters puppies??? I’m scared
i'm reading the new catherine lacey book and there's a part where she talks about a character growing up catholic and going to "bible club".............sorry but a catholic would never
July 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i'm reading the new catherine lacey book and there's a part where she talks about a character growing up catholic and going to "bible club".............sorry but a catholic would never
hilda hilst confirmed freak
June 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
hilda hilst confirmed freak
there has to be a better way to find love
June 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
there has to be a better way to find love
a girl can never have too many instagrams
June 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
a girl can never have too many instagrams
sophie cunningham was created in a lab to make women’s sports appeal to dudes who wear wraparound sunglasses and drive a chevy silverado
June 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
sophie cunningham was created in a lab to make women’s sports appeal to dudes who wear wraparound sunglasses and drive a chevy silverado
I want to write a novel that’s like breaking bad but written by clarice lispector
June 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I want to write a novel that’s like breaking bad but written by clarice lispector
there are a few (like only a few) genuinely good writers on substack but that website has become unusable due to over saturation of wannabe didions, terrible subscription model, and a ton of ai slop being served up by the algo
June 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
there are a few (like only a few) genuinely good writers on substack but that website has become unusable due to over saturation of wannabe didions, terrible subscription model, and a ton of ai slop being served up by the algo
can’t think of a twin cities summer where the vibes were any lower than this one
June 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
can’t think of a twin cities summer where the vibes were any lower than this one
I wish I could live a life where my chest didn’t hurt every time I did laundry but here we are
June 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I wish I could live a life where my chest didn’t hurt every time I did laundry but here we are
I was talking to a guy from a dating app and after telling him about my life he was like “can I ask you a question”. and the question was “are you emo”
June 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I was talking to a guy from a dating app and after telling him about my life he was like “can I ask you a question”. and the question was “are you emo”
nvm, never writing anything again in my life
June 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
nvm, never writing anything again in my life
telling people I’m writing a book but it’s just 5-6 essay skeletons in my google drive that I haven’t looked at in months
June 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
telling people I’m writing a book but it’s just 5-6 essay skeletons in my google drive that I haven’t looked at in months
men will complain about the male loneliness epidemic and then when a beautiful woman sends them a world class sext they’ll respond with a SpongeBob gif
June 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
men will complain about the male loneliness epidemic and then when a beautiful woman sends them a world class sext they’ll respond with a SpongeBob gif
I’m making salads with greens you’ve never even heard of
June 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’m making salads with greens you’ve never even heard of
just had a dating app encounter so bad I’m looking up ayahuasca retreats
June 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
just had a dating app encounter so bad I’m looking up ayahuasca retreats
a bunch of my friends are getting PREGNANT and like good for them but also. bad for me bc everyone else’s life gets to move forward and mine doesn’t
June 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
a bunch of my friends are getting PREGNANT and like good for them but also. bad for me bc everyone else’s life gets to move forward and mine doesn’t
do people just not read my emails or what bc if someone emailed me to invite me to a pool party I would definitely respond. you don’t get these kinds of opportunities everyday
June 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
do people just not read my emails or what bc if someone emailed me to invite me to a pool party I would definitely respond. you don’t get these kinds of opportunities everyday
reading the hot girl book of ss25
June 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
reading the hot girl book of ss25
I love my heart…..doing sooo much to keep me alive. Shoutout to her fr
June 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I love my heart…..doing sooo much to keep me alive. Shoutout to her fr
minnesota summer already miserable. one day of smoke and heat sent me to the hospital
June 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
minnesota summer already miserable. one day of smoke and heat sent me to the hospital