The owner of the house is walking the halls quite drunk

The music is good

Yeah, lots of teenage misdemeanours, arson and whatnot. Japes. Allegedly

My mum went to school with Dave Stewart and has always said he’s a wrong’un

Guffawing here, imagine the memes

Embarrassing

Cushin last night at the City Hall 😞

Yeah, this is really bad. I’ve spoken about it elsewhere but if he wants to be the voice of his generation he needs to be more inclusive and address this kind of stuff

It’s weird though cos Oasis seem to unify the fans but Fender must be losing so much revenue because Sunderland and Boro fans (in particular) refuse to buy into it. Aside from the safe space issue

It hardly ever works anyway 🤷‍♂️

At the Mercury Prize there was a group behind us trying to start toon army chants. They didn’t know any of the nominees apart from Fender and CMAT. Presumably they only knew CMAT because she supported Fender at St James

That would be my preferred diagram

Wild concept, I like it