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Under the Surface (Parody) @undersurface.bsky.social · 9d
🚨 Kamala Harris’ Secret REVEALED 😱✨
She finally admits how she stays glowing, calm & unstoppable — and it’s NOT surgery or diets 👀🔥
Doctors are STUNNED by her new daily ritual 🧘🏽‍♀💫
Tap to see the truth before it’s deleted!
bit.ly/WATCH-KAMALA...
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Why???

EPSTEIN. EPSTEIN.
That’s why. Not just him — but the other mega-wealthy in the files too.

#Pinks #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #EpsteinFiles #Accountability #Justice #Trending #USPolitics
thegoldfishmind.bsky.social 💙🏳️‍🌈 Goldie (aka Kh’ymm) 🏳️‍🌈💙 @thegoldfishmind.bsky.social · 3d
Why???

EPSTEIN

EPSTEIN

EPSTEIN

EPSTEIN

EPSTEIN

That’s why. Not just him but the other mega wealthy who also are in the files.

#Pinks
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFilea
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 AM
undersurface.bsky.social
The question on everyone’s mind: Who really killed #Epstein? 🕵️‍♂️ The files and answers need to come out — the public deserves the truth. #EpsteinFiles #Justice #Accountability #Trending #Investigate
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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🧾 Note for the policy wonks: H.Res. 581 doesn’t just tweak H.R. 185 — it replaces it entirely with Rep. Massie’s “Epstein Files Transparency Act,” a full amendment in the nature of a substitute. #EpsteinFiles #Transparency #Congress
informative.ink Tony Clark @informative.ink · 9d
NOTE for parliamentary folks and other sticklers: left this out for lack of space: HRes 581 wouldn't just amend HR 185, it would strike all of the bill after the enacting clause and replace it with what Massie calls the "Epstein Files Transparency Act," as an amendment in the nature of a substitute.
Screenshot of the text of HR 185 with red strikethroughs added to everything after the enacting clause IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES January 3, 2025 Mr. McGovern introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on Ways and Means, and in addition to the Committees on Agriculture, Armed Services, Veterans' Affairs, Oversight and Government Reform, Intelligence (Permanent Select), Foreign Affairs, Education and Workforce, Small Business, the Judiciary, Natural Resources, House Administration, Energy and Commerce, Homeland Security, Science, Space, and Technology, Appropriations, Rules, Ethics, Transportation and Infrastructure, the Budget, and Financial Services, for a period to be subsequently determined by the Speaker, in each case for consideration of such provisions as fall within the jurisdiction of the committee concerned A BILL To advance responsible policies. Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, SECTION 1. Short title. This Act may be cited as the “Responsible Legislating Act”. TITLE I SEC. 101. Livestock mandatory reporting extension. (a) In general.—Section 260 of the Agricultural Marketing Act of 1946 (7 U.S.C. 1636i) is amended by striking “2024” and inserting “2025”. (b) Conforming amendment.—Section 942 of the Livestock Mandatory Reporting Act of 1999 (7 U.S.C. 1635 note; Public Law 106–78) is amended by striking “2024” and inserting “2025”. TITLE II SEC. 201. Education for separating members of the armed forces regarding registered apprenticeships Screenshot of the beginning of the text of the Epstein Files Transparency Act Strike all after the enacting clause and insert the following: "SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE. "This Act may be cited as the 'Epstein Files Transparency Act'. "SEC. 2. RELEASE OF DOCUMENTS RELATING TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN. "(a) IN GENERAL. -Not later than 30 days after the date of enactment of this Act, the Attorney General shall, subject to subsection (b), make publicly available in a searchable and downloadable format all unclassified records, documents, communications, and investigative materials in the possession of the Department of Justice, including the Federal Bureau of Investigation and United States Attorneys' Offices, that relate to: "(1) Jeffrey Epstein including all investigations, prosecutions, or custodial matters. "(2) Ghislaine Maxwell. "(3) Flight logs or travel records, including but not limited to manifests, itineraries, pilot records, and customs or immigration documentation, for any aircraft, vessel, or vehicle owned, operated, or used by Jeffrey Epstein or any related entity. "(4) Individuals, including government officials, named or referenced in connection with Epstein's criminal activities, civil settlements, immunity or plea agreements, or investigatory proceedings. "(5) Entities (corporate, nonprofit, academic, or governmental) with known or alleged ties to Epstein's trafficking or financial networks. "(6) Any immunity deals, non-prosecution agreements, plea bargains, or sealed settlements involving Epstein or his associates. "(7) Internal DOJ communications, including emails, memos, meeting notes, concerning decisions to charge, not charge, investigate, or decline to investigate Epstein or his associates. "(8) All communications, memoranda, directives, logs, or metadata concerning the destruction, deletion, alteration, misplacement, or concealment of documents, recordings, or electronic data related to Epstein, his associates, his detention and death, or any investigative…
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
undersurface.bsky.social
🚨 Kamala Harris’ Secret REVEALED 😱✨
She finally admits how she stays glowing, calm & unstoppable — and it’s NOT surgery or diets 👀🔥
Doctors are STUNNED by her new daily ritual 🧘🏽‍♀💫
Tap to see the truth before it’s deleted!
bit.ly/WATCH-KAMALA...
bit.ly/WATCH-KAMALA...
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
undersurface.bsky.social
In a wild twist, Acosta—the US Attorney who shielded Epstein—later lands in Trump’s Cabinet 🤔. Coincidence or strategy? You decide. Hmmm… 🧐
#Acosta #Trump #EpsteinFiles #PoliticalDrama #BreakingNews #ViralNews #TrendingNow #WatchThis #Suspense #Accountability
November 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
undersurface.bsky.social
Design drama at the new White House plans: a staircase to nowhere and windows facing each other. Some “bold” choices in architecture, to say the least. 🏛️ #WhiteHouse #Politics
#USPolitics #DesignFail #BreakingNews #PoliticalSatire #Architecture #TrendingNow #Leadership #CivicTalk #ViralPost
October 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
undersurface.bsky.social
As a survivor, I know what it means to face the truth. If Epstein had been my abuser, I’d release every file so the world could see. The truth must never be hidden. #Justice #Accountability #EpsteinFiles
zestyvines777.bsky.social SB @zestyvines777.bsky.social · 17d
As an abuse survivor I can go to my court house and request copies of the court filings and charging Records, photos, and proof, if Epstein was my abuser I would release those files to America. I have told my children if they ever want to see them, I would show them as well, no one wants to see, but
an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it
ALT: an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it
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October 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
undersurface.bsky.social
A top House Democrat is demanding Epstein-related financial records from JPMorgan’s Jamie Dimon and other major bank CEOs as part of a widening probe into the financier’s network. 💼📄

#EpsteinFiles #JamieDimon #Congress #BreakingNews #USPolitics #Investigation #ViralNews #Accountability
October 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
undersurface.bsky.social
In Dec 2023, Rep. Lisa McClain pledged to “protect women and girls.” Yet House records show she hasn’t joined Rep. Massie’s call to unseal the Epstein files. 🕵️‍
#Accountability #EpsteinFiles #Congress #Transparency #USPolitics #Michigan #TruthMatters
jasencartwright.bsky.social Jasen Cartwright, 2026 Independent Candidate Michigan District 9 @jasencartwright.bsky.social · 21d
In Dec 2023, Rep. Lisa McClain said she’s here to “protect women, girls.”

But according to House records, she still hasn’t signed Rep. Thomas Massie’s petition to unseal the Epstein files.

#Accountability #Hypocrisy #Congress #MichiganPolitics #MAGA #truth #trump #lies #BS #Epstein
October 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
undersurface.bsky.social
New developments out of Washington spark growing frustration among the public. People everywhere are calling for honesty, transparency, and accountability. ✊

#Transparency #Accountability #WeThePeople #StandTogether #JusticeMatters #ViralPost #BreakingNews
October 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
undersurface.bsky.social
What a time to be alive — when access to information shapes the stories that shape our world. Transparency and truth matter more than ever. 🌍✨

#Transparency #TruthMatters #NewsUpdate #WorldEvents #Accountability #OpenInfo #TrendingNow #StayInformed
October 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
undersurface.bsky.social
Call for full transparency — the public deserves truth and accountability. It’s time to make every record public. #Transparency #Accountability #JusticeForAll #PublicRightToKnow
October 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
undersurface.bsky.social
Time to release the Epstein Files 🗽⚖️ Listen to the victims and stand for the truth 💙🩷

#ListenToVictims #WomensVoices #Truth #WomenSupportingWomen #ProudlyWoke #JusticeForAll #ViralNews
allie10.bsky.social allie10.bsky.social @allie10.bsky.social · Oct 11
Release the Epstein Files #ListenToVictims #WomensVoices #Truth #WomenSupportingWomen #ProudlyWoke 🗽🇺🇸⚖️💙🩷🍀
October 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
undersurface.bsky.social
🧵 When policies meant to “protect” start silencing those who fight trafficking — we should all be asking questions. Power fears transparency. ⚖️

#HumanRights #Accountability #Transparency #Justice #TruthMatters
nancylevinestearns.bsky.social Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · Oct 11
🧵 The country's largest anti-human trafficking coalition has sued the Trump administration, asking for a permanent injunction to block enforcement of Trump's anti-DEI executive orders.

Is the Trump administration attempting to declaw an anti-trafficking org by weaponizing anti-DEI EOs?

#Epstein
October 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
undersurface.bsky.social
The public deserves full transparency. It’s time for every Epstein-related file to be released — no exceptions. 🔎 #Transparency #Accountability #Justice #TruthMatters
October 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
undersurface.bsky.social
This isn’t just about Epstein.
It’s about what his story reveals — the corruption, the power, and the moral decay beneath the surface. 🕳️💰

#EpsteinCase #Accountability #USPolitics #PowerAndCorruption #Justice #BreakingNews #TruthMatters #ViralNews #SystemicAbuse
October 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
undersurface.bsky.social
This isn’t just about Epstein.
It’s about what his story reveals — the corruption, the power, and the moral decay beneath the surface. 🕳️💰

#EpsteinCase #Accountability #USPolitics #PowerAndCorruption #Justice #BreakingNews #TruthMatters #ViralNews #SystemicAbuse
julieroginsky.bsky.social Julie Roginsky @julieroginsky.bsky.social · Oct 10
The Epstein saga is about so much more than the horrors he and his fellow abusers visited upon young girls. We must make a conscious effort to treat it that way — not just as a drip-drip of individual revelations about sexual misconduct but as a disease that turned our country into what it is today.
How Jeffrey Epstein Predicted this Political Moment
Focus on the big picture of what the Epstein scandal means for America today
open.substack.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
undersurface.bsky.social
Don’t be distracted. The Epstein case still demands transparency and accountability. The public deserves to know the full truth — release all related files and ensure justice for the victims.

#EpsteinFiles #Transparency #Accountability #Justice #HumanRights
October 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM