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underinebriated.bsky.social
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
@underinebriated.bsky.social
bia. elder emo new yorker. obsessed with gaming, making excessive playlists, and mcr lore.

https://open.spotify.com/user/1217269986?si=x1fbuTcbSM6hF8KJACDe5w
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Me at work listening to my sad songs and trying to be productive
January 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
re: nosferatu “i am an appetite”
one thing cool to think about this is that he didn’t just feed off of the blood and the sex… he is *STRIGOI*—he is powerful enough to have what he wants immediately but he decides to torture them because he feeds off terror itself.
January 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
just watched nosferatu
i’ve never felt this culturally represented in the media before :’)
January 4, 2025 at 7:14 AM
fuck a vampire movie nosferatu was a STRIGOI movie
January 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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LMFAOOOOOOOO, y'all....go Google "Shaboozey" real quick.
December 31, 2024 at 2:50 PM
halfway through chapter 6 of red dead redemption 2 and tempted to quit just so *it* never happens
December 31, 2024 at 3:05 PM
every “you’re a good man arthur morgan” gets sadder and sadder 🥲
December 31, 2024 at 2:31 PM
so starved for dopamine that i’m playing two story-heavy games at the same time
December 30, 2024 at 4:20 PM
idk what’s gonna happen i just know i’m gonna cry at the end of red dead 2
December 30, 2024 at 4:18 PM
if this man hits me with the “ORTHUR YA GOTTA HAVE FAITH” one more fucking time
a man wearing a cowboy hat and black gloves
ALT: a man wearing a cowboy hat and black gloves
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2024 at 4:17 PM
“Bitch got rule 34 on speed dial”-Jon
November 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
November 25, 2024 at 4:53 AM
“And what of the dream of Rome?”

I dream of men in skirts bending over.

#gladiador2
November 24, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I didn’t expect there to be this much fan service 😳
#Gladiator2
November 24, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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The! Potato! Cartel!
Four companies dominate the potato market, and they're being accused of price fixing.

Two class action suits allege that the 'potato cartel' increased prices similarly and simultaneously.

This price-fixing allegedly affected fries, tater tots, and all frozen potato products.
November 21, 2024 at 6:43 PM
782 people in the U.S. were killed with a firearm by a current or former intimate partner in 2022.

When guns become a part of the situation the chances of fatality increase exponentially.

No relationship is worth your safety. Resources to help you leave are out there!!

DV Hotline: 1800-799-7233
November 21, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Post your top 5 on repeat 😌
November 20, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Mandated reporter training: “The best tool to reduce bias is critical thinking..”
LOL good luck at that have you seen our current political climate 💀
November 18, 2024 at 7:29 PM
2006 was an interesting time to be a my chemical romance fan
November 17, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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The universe needs a new Sade album 😔
November 15, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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this is us when we're sharing memes
November 13, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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nothing feels more disrespectful than when a game autosaves right before a suspiciously empty room.
November 15, 2024 at 11:04 PM
going to see MCR live, call that group therapy
November 15, 2024 at 11:24 PM