HONK HONKKK - yes, I’m showing HORN on main just to grab everyone’s attention:

This is your final reminder that Stuck in the Middle is TOMORROW & also that I am a whore. ♥️

LAST CHANCE TO GET TICKETS HERE: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

TODAY IS THE DAY!!! 🥳🎉

If you haven’t grabbed your tickets already, they’re still available online + on the door: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

SEE YOU BOZOS THERE 🤡

It occurs to me my wedgie skills may be a draw for some🤭

Karaoke in the bar upstairs afterwards for anyone who wants to stick around / dares to brave my wedgies (I promise not to rip your underwear like I did here🙈)!

Tickets available for Sat 26 Jul: www.tickettailor.com/events/themu...

A few people have asked about my event & mentioned being shy or apprehensive about being a clown in front of people, so I thought I’d ask some attendees for testimonies on their experiences and… boy am I overwhelmed by the lovely messages 🙈

A friend told me he’d always wanted to be sucked-off by Spider-Man, so I got (and modified) this suit for him as treat … ironically, he was the one shooting webbing 😏

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That time I accidentally destroyed a pair of shorts doing some squats at home - just as well I wasn’t at the gym! #goofball #bigbum #perilsofsquatting

Are you a fan of verbal? Listen to hear exactly what Daddy wants to do to you. RT if you want it.

Good boy.