Undergradd
@undergradd.bsky.social
Mexicano. Married. Sober. Seattle.
This monster wants me to stop focusing on work and just play with him all day. I can almost hear "Daaaaaaaaaaad?!?" 🤦🏻♂️
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This monster wants me to stop focusing on work and just play with him all day. I can almost hear "Daaaaaaaaaaad?!?" 🤦🏻♂️
Slowly making progress on a video I’m editing and I had to cobble together this monstrosity just to make sure I wasn’t crazy. It does indeed work.
September 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Slowly making progress on a video I’m editing and I had to cobble together this monstrosity just to make sure I wasn’t crazy. It does indeed work.
You think the first person to ever start their car by popping the clutch was confused or excited? “Yo man, you turn your car on and start driving but today I started driving and THEN I turned the car on!”
September 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You think the first person to ever start their car by popping the clutch was confused or excited? “Yo man, you turn your car on and start driving but today I started driving and THEN I turned the car on!”
Me: *can’t concentrate on shit, can’t focus to save my life, simple tasks are a challenge like I was deprived of oxygen as kid or something*
Also me: “Yeah I SHOULD do a multicam project in Final Cut!”
I need more coffee for this.
#finalcutpro
Also me: “Yeah I SHOULD do a multicam project in Final Cut!”
I need more coffee for this.
#finalcutpro
September 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Me: *can’t concentrate on shit, can’t focus to save my life, simple tasks are a challenge like I was deprived of oxygen as kid or something*
Also me: “Yeah I SHOULD do a multicam project in Final Cut!”
I need more coffee for this.
#finalcutpro
Also me: “Yeah I SHOULD do a multicam project in Final Cut!”
I need more coffee for this.
#finalcutpro
We no longer say “apples and oranges” it’s now “plums and peaches”.
August 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We no longer say “apples and oranges” it’s now “plums and peaches”.
The appropriate serving size for any candy is exactly 1 tummy ache.
August 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The appropriate serving size for any candy is exactly 1 tummy ache.
My parents: “I need you to look through this box of papers and trinkets that may be yours. Or your brother’s. Or sister’s.”
Me: “Just throw it out”
Them: “But!…but…”
I’ve literally never needed or missed anything since moving out over 20 years ago. TRUST ME you can rest easy tossing it.
Me: “Just throw it out”
Them: “But!…but…”
I’ve literally never needed or missed anything since moving out over 20 years ago. TRUST ME you can rest easy tossing it.
August 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My parents: “I need you to look through this box of papers and trinkets that may be yours. Or your brother’s. Or sister’s.”
Me: “Just throw it out”
Them: “But!…but…”
I’ve literally never needed or missed anything since moving out over 20 years ago. TRUST ME you can rest easy tossing it.
Me: “Just throw it out”
Them: “But!…but…”
I’ve literally never needed or missed anything since moving out over 20 years ago. TRUST ME you can rest easy tossing it.
*Trumpets sound, 4 Horseman riding across the sky*
Nobody:
LinkedIn: “Here’s 3 things the apocalypse taught me about business.”
Nobody:
LinkedIn: “Here’s 3 things the apocalypse taught me about business.”
August 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
*Trumpets sound, 4 Horseman riding across the sky*
Nobody:
LinkedIn: “Here’s 3 things the apocalypse taught me about business.”
Nobody:
LinkedIn: “Here’s 3 things the apocalypse taught me about business.”
Con: Everyone caught COVID so we’ve been stuck at home and physically miserable.
Pro: Used sick time and WFH days so my gas tank will make it another week.
Pro: Used sick time and WFH days so my gas tank will make it another week.
August 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Con: Everyone caught COVID so we’ve been stuck at home and physically miserable.
Pro: Used sick time and WFH days so my gas tank will make it another week.
Pro: Used sick time and WFH days so my gas tank will make it another week.
His full Christian name is actually Winifred the Poop.
August 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
His full Christian name is actually Winifred the Poop.
High School: If the teacher isn’t there within 15 minutes, you can leave for the period.
Grown-up job: When 3 out of 4 emails you’ve sent today get an automated out-of-office reply, you can leave for the day.
Grown-up job: When 3 out of 4 emails you’ve sent today get an automated out-of-office reply, you can leave for the day.
August 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
High School: If the teacher isn’t there within 15 minutes, you can leave for the period.
Grown-up job: When 3 out of 4 emails you’ve sent today get an automated out-of-office reply, you can leave for the day.
Grown-up job: When 3 out of 4 emails you’ve sent today get an automated out-of-office reply, you can leave for the day.
Brown rice actually tastes like the color blue.
I will not be elaborating at this time.
I will not be elaborating at this time.
July 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Brown rice actually tastes like the color blue.
I will not be elaborating at this time.
I will not be elaborating at this time.
Statistically speaking, there had to be more than one set of cheaters at that Coldplay concert, right? You think they said “Phew! Glad that wasn’t us, right babe?” and just kept on, or did they get their act together and stop that foolishness?
July 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Statistically speaking, there had to be more than one set of cheaters at that Coldplay concert, right? You think they said “Phew! Glad that wasn’t us, right babe?” and just kept on, or did they get their act together and stop that foolishness?
Thank GOODNESS I was wrong about this movie.
I’m still hopeful but the new Superman movie feels like a rehash of Batman v Superman with the whole geopolitical plot line.
He intervenes abroad and the government wants answers. Cue wheelchair explosion scene probably.
#superman
He intervenes abroad and the government wants answers. Cue wheelchair explosion scene probably.
#superman
July 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Thank GOODNESS I was wrong about this movie.
Fucking tell me about it 😢
not even fucking around yet still finding out
June 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Fucking tell me about it 😢
I’m still hopeful but the new Superman movie feels like a rehash of Batman v Superman with the whole geopolitical plot line.
He intervenes abroad and the government wants answers. Cue wheelchair explosion scene probably.
#superman
He intervenes abroad and the government wants answers. Cue wheelchair explosion scene probably.
#superman
May 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m still hopeful but the new Superman movie feels like a rehash of Batman v Superman with the whole geopolitical plot line.
He intervenes abroad and the government wants answers. Cue wheelchair explosion scene probably.
#superman
He intervenes abroad and the government wants answers. Cue wheelchair explosion scene probably.
#superman
Reporter: “Your Holiness, what’s your favorite death by animal in the Bible?”
Pope Leo XIV: “When God punished the children for mocking Elisha with…DAAAA BEARS”
Pope Leo XIV: “When God punished the children for mocking Elisha with…DAAAA BEARS”
May 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Reporter: “Your Holiness, what’s your favorite death by animal in the Bible?”
Pope Leo XIV: “When God punished the children for mocking Elisha with…DAAAA BEARS”
Pope Leo XIV: “When God punished the children for mocking Elisha with…DAAAA BEARS”
As a dad, I need to remind myself that language matters. I shouldn’t drop F-bombs around my 1 year old, nor should I refer to grape Gatorade as “purple drank”.
May 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
As a dad, I need to remind myself that language matters. I shouldn’t drop F-bombs around my 1 year old, nor should I refer to grape Gatorade as “purple drank”.
Nintendo: “Hey wanna go to the dance with me on April 9?”
Potential Switch 2 Buyers: “Yes!”
Nintendo: “Okay, well…I’ll let you know.”
Buyers: “Wait, what?”
Potential Switch 2 Buyers: “Yes!”
Nintendo: “Okay, well…I’ll let you know.”
Buyers: “Wait, what?”
April 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Nintendo: “Hey wanna go to the dance with me on April 9?”
Potential Switch 2 Buyers: “Yes!”
Nintendo: “Okay, well…I’ll let you know.”
Buyers: “Wait, what?”
Potential Switch 2 Buyers: “Yes!”
Nintendo: “Okay, well…I’ll let you know.”
Buyers: “Wait, what?”
It’s not a WaveBird unless it comes from the WaveBird region of France, otherwise it’s just a wireless GameCube controller.
#NSO #nintendoswitch2
#NSO #nintendoswitch2
April 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It’s not a WaveBird unless it comes from the WaveBird region of France, otherwise it’s just a wireless GameCube controller.
#NSO #nintendoswitch2
#NSO #nintendoswitch2
I’m at the point where my bank app doesn’t show me an actual number anymore and just says “You a broke ass bitch” every time I check my account balance.
March 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’m at the point where my bank app doesn’t show me an actual number anymore and just says “You a broke ass bitch” every time I check my account balance.
Waiting on the Switch version of Assassin’s Creed Shadows to drop so I can play in 720p/13FPS in handheld.
March 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Waiting on the Switch version of Assassin’s Creed Shadows to drop so I can play in 720p/13FPS in handheld.
I’m not a rich man but 12 year old Gameboy playing me would impressed with 40 year old me’s stash of rechargeable AA batteries.
March 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’m not a rich man but 12 year old Gameboy playing me would impressed with 40 year old me’s stash of rechargeable AA batteries.
Why do Boomers love saying “I should be in your system” when interacting with anyone in retail or a service industry? I asked your name and you respond by shouting “I have an account already!”? I might have a record of you somewhere, but we’ll never know without your FUCKING name, buddy.
March 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Why do Boomers love saying “I should be in your system” when interacting with anyone in retail or a service industry? I asked your name and you respond by shouting “I have an account already!”? I might have a record of you somewhere, but we’ll never know without your FUCKING name, buddy.
No bigger slap in the face than when you’re huffing and puffing though a workout that feels like 10/10 exertion and at the end your watch says “Effort: Moderate”
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March 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
No bigger slap in the face than when you’re huffing and puffing though a workout that feels like 10/10 exertion and at the end your watch says “Effort: Moderate”
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