My colleagues at work moved a defib behind me when I returned to work after my heart attack. Which was nice of them. Hasn't stopped me using the "ooh, sore chest" when I'm not getting my way of course.

This is straight out of the autocrat playbook yet shamefully, most of the public seems either resigned, relaxed or even actively gleeful about seeing their civil liberties chucked down the toilet. As though they'll never need them.

And at midnight tonight, we won't be able to say any of this again.