Izzet players seeing Vivi: "WOW! What a phenomenal card! I'm so excited to use this and see how I can utilize him"

Me, Primarily a Golgari Player, seeing Vivi:

Long Cigarette Post Ahead

Often I feel like I'm not nearly good enough for my friends and family. I feel insignificant and replaceable. Like I'm a piece of trash you just haven't thrown out yet. A plastic wrapper for the dollar store sandwich you just finished eating.

Bro, fuck whoever came up with today's Connections words. You are a fucking asshole.

Modded Balatro has once again ruined my life

They took the temperature away. Now we got nothing.

I'm fucking mad. I'm so fucking mad. Fuck you for targeting me like this.

Love my best friend

My mom gave me some tiny cereal boxes last time I was visiting and when I tried to mix some together today, I ended up making shit filled with corn

Woke up slightly hungover. I had a warm feeling of seeing my friends and laughing till I couldn't breathe still swirling around me. Now I'm sitting in my parents backyard enjoying the late October afternoon. A great start to my Sunday

Saw a cool bug on my birthday

STOP! ✋ If you're reading this, you've reached a Pokémon checkpoint. You're now obligated to share your favorite Pokémon.

Let the funnies commence

Maybe shit posting on here will be more fulfilling. Never had much success on Twitter. Here is epic lama from Tekken 8