Jaspen
@uncutjorts.bsky.social
Artist, graphic designer, comedian, writer 🌈
I made cold brew using espresso beans. Now I can type at 200 words a minute. I can see sounds and hear colors.
April 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I made cold brew using espresso beans. Now I can type at 200 words a minute. I can see sounds and hear colors.
Thinking about referring to my dead name as my evil twin who I murdered
April 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Thinking about referring to my dead name as my evil twin who I murdered
internet, meet Jorts, a pair of floating, sentient, denim shorts
February 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
internet, meet Jorts, a pair of floating, sentient, denim shorts
Glowy circle
(Meow Wolf. Las Vegas. Feb 2025. )
(Meow Wolf. Las Vegas. Feb 2025. )
February 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Glowy circle
(Meow Wolf. Las Vegas. Feb 2025. )
(Meow Wolf. Las Vegas. Feb 2025. )
Do you ever feel gross borrowing someone else's phone charger? Especially if it's dirty like ew your slutty cable is gonna give my phone a CTD (charger transmitted disease)
February 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Do you ever feel gross borrowing someone else's phone charger? Especially if it's dirty like ew your slutty cable is gonna give my phone a CTD (charger transmitted disease)
I was recently on my friend's podcast "Oh Crap! Podcast!" The episode isn't out yet, but we had a fun time talking about poop caca doodoo bullshit 💩
February 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I was recently on my friend's podcast "Oh Crap! Podcast!" The episode isn't out yet, but we had a fun time talking about poop caca doodoo bullshit 💩
Single serving French toast casserole in a small green heart shaped dish 💚
February 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Single serving French toast casserole in a small green heart shaped dish 💚
My TV, which has been turned off all night, just played the sound of the Netflix logo/startup (very loud) but the screen is still black. It startled me. The TV is still off. Idk what happened.
February 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My TV, which has been turned off all night, just played the sound of the Netflix logo/startup (very loud) but the screen is still black. It startled me. The TV is still off. Idk what happened.
Found out my work crush is straight, married, and Mormon 😭
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
Alt: A girl violently screaming
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Found out my work crush is straight, married, and Mormon 😭
New account here looking for cool queer people to follow. Please reply & also tag others 💚🏳️🌈🌈🏳️⚧️ #gay #trans #queer #nonbinary
January 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
New account here looking for cool queer people to follow. Please reply & also tag others 💚🏳️🌈🌈🏳️⚧️ #gay #trans #queer #nonbinary
I love how egg salad sandwiches taste, but I hate how they make farts smell like Chernobyl
January 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I love how egg salad sandwiches taste, but I hate how they make farts smell like Chernobyl
INs and OUTs for 2025:
OUT: Handmade bars of soap made of food, especially milk. (I think my soap went sour)
IN: Using BlueSky instead of X
OUT: Handmade bars of soap made of food, especially milk. (I think my soap went sour)
IN: Using BlueSky instead of X
January 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
INs and OUTs for 2025:
OUT: Handmade bars of soap made of food, especially milk. (I think my soap went sour)
IN: Using BlueSky instead of X
OUT: Handmade bars of soap made of food, especially milk. (I think my soap went sour)
IN: Using BlueSky instead of X
Me freaking out about TikTok getting shut down, only for it to be restored the next day.
Anyways, I'm pretty sick of insta and fb. So, I made this new account.
Anyways, I'm pretty sick of insta and fb. So, I made this new account.
January 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Me freaking out about TikTok getting shut down, only for it to be restored the next day.
Anyways, I'm pretty sick of insta and fb. So, I made this new account.
Anyways, I'm pretty sick of insta and fb. So, I made this new account.