Did not have "corpse pile as a favorite band" on my 2025 bingo card but here we are. Also goddamn are they good asf live

*anxiety tears running down my face*

Brb gonna go pop a buspie

Now my professor knows I talk to no one in my family but my mom and 25 yr old brother 🤡🎪

So 2 hrs after I finish my psychology hw, specifically talking about how this method will help my studying, I got to experience 3 fatass neg feedback loops that got me a ride in the fkn wee woo mobile. Needless to say, I will never be forgetting the differences anymore lmfao. Thanks... god?

On today's episode of the universe throws you a bone then immediately fucks you, I'm now in the hospital for some whack ass shit. Thanks bro. Why would my life get consistently better. Clearly I'm asking too much