(5/4)

-Four runs after that:
I am a speeding comet, weaving deftly through the orbits of lesser bodies. Pain is nothing to the ecstasy of the heavenly race. I carve, I pivot, I swerve. I see the future. None have known the snow as I.

(4/4)

-Three runs later:
These amateurs keep getting in my way. I need to find a harder slope…

(3/4)

-Minute 2:
How do these ski bros zip in between all the beginners so fast without hitting them?

-Minute 4:
Legs so sore… too much work…

-Minute 5:
[survives first run] I am exhausted. Skiing is dangerous. I think I’m done. What a waste.

-Minute 6:
OK one more run.

(2/4)

-Minute 1 on ski run:
Easy does it … huh, I guess it is like riding a bike! Maybe I’ll make it without falling this time… is that ice?

-Minute 1.1: [crashes into icy snow bank] Ow. Good thing I’m wearing four sweaters.