MJ Green
@uncouthtribunal.bsky.social
The only person on Earth to drop out of clown, barber and con college. Sleep well, please.
I'd like Natalie's Rap 3.0 soon, please and thank you
January 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I'd like Natalie's Rap 3.0 soon, please and thank you
Her name was quite literally Good. If you find yourself arguing against her, well, you know what the opposite of good is, right?
January 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Her name was quite literally Good. If you find yourself arguing against her, well, you know what the opposite of good is, right?
Reminder for news outlets, someone only gives birth to their "first child" if they eventually have more. "First child" only ever makes sense retroactively
December 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Reminder for news outlets, someone only gives birth to their "first child" if they eventually have more. "First child" only ever makes sense retroactively
In my opinion, the best way to perform is in the round
December 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
In my opinion, the best way to perform is in the round
At what point does it upgrade from "every day a fresh hell" to "the hell continuum"
December 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
At what point does it upgrade from "every day a fresh hell" to "the hell continuum"
I must have missed it, did something happen to "thou shalt not kill"?
December 18, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I must have missed it, did something happen to "thou shalt not kill"?
Frustration point:
Albums that are one song from the rest of the band's catalogue from being no-skips and the one song on that album that is lacklustre
Switch
96 Quite Bitter Beings
with
Sporadic Movement
Then Infiltrate.Destroy.Rebuild by CKY would be 10/10
Albums that are one song from the rest of the band's catalogue from being no-skips and the one song on that album that is lacklustre
Switch
96 Quite Bitter Beings
with
Sporadic Movement
Then Infiltrate.Destroy.Rebuild by CKY would be 10/10
December 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Frustration point:
Albums that are one song from the rest of the band's catalogue from being no-skips and the one song on that album that is lacklustre
Switch
96 Quite Bitter Beings
with
Sporadic Movement
Then Infiltrate.Destroy.Rebuild by CKY would be 10/10
Albums that are one song from the rest of the band's catalogue from being no-skips and the one song on that album that is lacklustre
Switch
96 Quite Bitter Beings
with
Sporadic Movement
Then Infiltrate.Destroy.Rebuild by CKY would be 10/10
Shouts put to every camera based showbiz anecdote that ends with the punchline "that's lunch!"
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Shouts put to every camera based showbiz anecdote that ends with the punchline "that's lunch!"
Are there Mam/Mum/Mom jokes?
December 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Are there Mam/Mum/Mom jokes?
I care about trans visibility, I really do, but since they are men or women or neither or both or (add your own) is the trans prefix doing more harm than good at these early stages of getting rights (or getting them back?)
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I care about trans visibility, I really do, but since they are men or women or neither or both or (add your own) is the trans prefix doing more harm than good at these early stages of getting rights (or getting them back?)
A FIFA Peace Prize being concieved of, created and "awarded" to Donald Trump is very Dear Leader behavior. Sometimes I hate being a football fan. Corruption all the way down
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
A FIFA Peace Prize being concieved of, created and "awarded" to Donald Trump is very Dear Leader behavior. Sometimes I hate being a football fan. Corruption all the way down
I still get frustrated thinking about all the wrestling outlets referring to Toni Storm's "performance of a lifetime" angle as if she had amnesia. People are really dumb sometimes
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I still get frustrated thinking about all the wrestling outlets referring to Toni Storm's "performance of a lifetime" angle as if she had amnesia. People are really dumb sometimes
I'm confused
Donald Trump's wife - immigrant
JD Vance's wife - Indian and Hindu (brown enough to be deported for no reason if on the wrong street and not recognised)
Stephen Miller's wife - Jewish (brown enough to be deported for no reason for no reason if on the wrong street and not recognised)
Donald Trump's wife - immigrant
JD Vance's wife - Indian and Hindu (brown enough to be deported for no reason if on the wrong street and not recognised)
Stephen Miller's wife - Jewish (brown enough to be deported for no reason for no reason if on the wrong street and not recognised)
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm confused
Donald Trump's wife - immigrant
JD Vance's wife - Indian and Hindu (brown enough to be deported for no reason if on the wrong street and not recognised)
Stephen Miller's wife - Jewish (brown enough to be deported for no reason for no reason if on the wrong street and not recognised)
Donald Trump's wife - immigrant
JD Vance's wife - Indian and Hindu (brown enough to be deported for no reason if on the wrong street and not recognised)
Stephen Miller's wife - Jewish (brown enough to be deported for no reason for no reason if on the wrong street and not recognised)
This is not a 1:1 comparison, but the people that are vehemently against using the names trans people chose for themselves are the exact kind of people that will insist everyone in their circle has a nickname
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This is not a 1:1 comparison, but the people that are vehemently against using the names trans people chose for themselves are the exact kind of people that will insist everyone in their circle has a nickname
It finally happened, I have a dentist appointment for 2:30pm
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It finally happened, I have a dentist appointment for 2:30pm
I've never been asked a question for a political poll
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I've never been asked a question for a political poll
I think there needs to be a language improvement. Referring to Universal Credit or SNAP or your country equivelant as "benefits" is doing more harm than good to those in reciept. What is the benefit of these programs? That the people on them (myself included) don't die? Bare minimum is not a benefit
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I think there needs to be a language improvement. Referring to Universal Credit or SNAP or your country equivelant as "benefits" is doing more harm than good to those in reciept. What is the benefit of these programs? That the people on them (myself included) don't die? Bare minimum is not a benefit
Serious question: Would lowering an ICE "agent" face mask count as assault? I'm a UK resident so I genuinely don't know from a legal standpoint how that would be recieved
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Serious question: Would lowering an ICE "agent" face mask count as assault? I'm a UK resident so I genuinely don't know from a legal standpoint how that would be recieved
Shout out to all the wrestling podcasts that have that one episode that dates it to within 2 weeks of Dean Ambrose saying "he burned his tag" on commentary
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Shout out to all the wrestling podcasts that have that one episode that dates it to within 2 weeks of Dean Ambrose saying "he burned his tag" on commentary
I'm still uncomfortable with the amount of outlets that referred to Seth Rollins as "the former Tyler Black in ROH" years after his name and company change
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm still uncomfortable with the amount of outlets that referred to Seth Rollins as "the former Tyler Black in ROH" years after his name and company change
My favourite trope in football is that the players train to play exactly 90 minutes and anything over that is just 22 walking dead
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My favourite trope in football is that the players train to play exactly 90 minutes and anything over that is just 22 walking dead
Alcohol companies sponsoring automobile races doesn't feel right
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Alcohol companies sponsoring automobile races doesn't feel right
My biggest issue with The Smashing Machine (not seen it, don't really care) is that it has taken away a perfectly cromulent subtitle to a future Wallace & Gromit movie
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My biggest issue with The Smashing Machine (not seen it, don't really care) is that it has taken away a perfectly cromulent subtitle to a future Wallace & Gromit movie
You know, it's ironic because you having the ick, gives me the ick. Good day, sir!
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You know, it's ironic because you having the ick, gives me the ick. Good day, sir!
I don't feel the collective racism? xenophobia? of not pronouncing the T at the end of Gadot is not talked about enough. Like, what, because the Gal is foreign it can't possibly be anything other than Gadow? Can anyone explain that? I'm still waiting
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I don't feel the collective racism? xenophobia? of not pronouncing the T at the end of Gadot is not talked about enough. Like, what, because the Gal is foreign it can't possibly be anything other than Gadow? Can anyone explain that? I'm still waiting