i'm not here to babysit you bums. i'm here to handle business . ( BIDNESS 🗣‼️‼️)

OBVIOUSLY IT MEANS BLAST FURNACE GAS 🗣📣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

( he growls as he rips out a metallic intestine and tosses it into the sharp ceiling fan above to rain the rest back down on himself.
guess who invented that aerial deathwheel . )

you are a mech based in COMMUNICATIONS.
THAT IS THE ACT OF TRANSFERRING .

you can TELL WITHOUT EVEN ANYBOT TALKING AND YOU ARE WASHING IT DOWN THE ENERGON DRAIN TO DO WHAT ???
HUH?
I BET YOU'RE JUST BUMMING IT ON A COUCH, LAZY AFT GETTING ALL BITTEN UP BY BLISTERS .

DISGUSTING.
DISGUSTING !!

melody.

optics closed as he performs emergency surgery for fun . a vent )
blaster.
i hope you don't mind 😇.
but could you tell me 😊-

WHERE THE H E L L iS tHe B o S S --!?!?!?!?????? 💢🗣📣‼️⁉️‼️⁉️⁉️‼️⁉️

i haVE-

( he needs to calm down.

walking over to ratchet's nearest victim and impaling his servos into their abdomen to squelch around their energon-coated innards as they writhed and wailed their protests against restraint.
audials slowly soothing back down, vibrating with a little humor at the

METAPHORICAL .

bLACKED OUT IN A BLACK HOLE.

DRUNKDRIVE YOURSELF INTO A DITCH FOR ALL I GIVE A DAMN.

WHEN I CALL AGAIN, YOU PICK UP, OR YOUR RUNTS WILL BE PICKING UP WHAT'S LEFT OF THEIR PRIMUSFORSAKEN ' pA' FROM THE PAVEMENT,

yOU HEAR mE ?!??
MUORI, CAZZO DI BRUTTA FACCIA .

i RING yOu --?!??!???

PICK UP .

I'M NOT PICKING YOU UP.
I'M NOT PICKING YOUR CALLS UP.
I'M NOT YOUR RECEPTIONIST.
I'M TOO OVERQUALIFIED FOR A PINK COLLAR JOB .
I'M IMPORTANT.
I'M BUSY.
I'M NEEDED.
unfamiliar with those words? NO SHIT.

I WOULDN'T EVEN BE YOUR DESIGNATED DRIVER IF YOU WERE

pet pet . )
yes. my wubby dubby. you answer jackie's comms? don't you. i know you do. such a good creation you are. you humble homunculi.

unlike SOME WASTE OF SCRAPmETAL- probably SNORING MY SANITY AWAY.

( whipping away to scream into his rabbit ear audial, nearly tearing it off from his pry )