Uncle Skel
@uncleskel.bsky.social
22| He/Him | ABDL | DL Dom/CG from Germany | Vegan Amateure homecook | Recovering liquorice addict | 18+
I enjoy the finer things in life, diapers, attractive adults in diaper, cats, and being an unabashed horny poster
I also post political stuff sometimes
I enjoy the finer things in life, diapers, attractive adults in diaper, cats, and being an unabashed horny poster
I also post political stuff sometimes
Winter themed banana bread with walnuts and apples. Definitely need to amp up the cinnamon though
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Winter themed banana bread with walnuts and apples. Definitely need to amp up the cinnamon though
Cheese (but made from cashews)
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Cheese (but made from cashews)
HR would like to introduce you to the newest addition to your unit.
Call sign: HCA-P 355
This independent contractor comes to us from Handler [Redacted]. Perhaps you've heard of them. She will fill in for the recently terminated pilot Ifrit.
What's with the muzzle? Property damage prophylaxis
Call sign: HCA-P 355
This independent contractor comes to us from Handler [Redacted]. Perhaps you've heard of them. She will fill in for the recently terminated pilot Ifrit.
What's with the muzzle? Property damage prophylaxis
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
HR would like to introduce you to the newest addition to your unit.
Call sign: HCA-P 355
This independent contractor comes to us from Handler [Redacted]. Perhaps you've heard of them. She will fill in for the recently terminated pilot Ifrit.
What's with the muzzle? Property damage prophylaxis
Call sign: HCA-P 355
This independent contractor comes to us from Handler [Redacted]. Perhaps you've heard of them. She will fill in for the recently terminated pilot Ifrit.
What's with the muzzle? Property damage prophylaxis
Decided to process the vegan patties today. They were alright but can't beat the beyond ones.
Also experimented with buns and condiments.
"Honey" Mustard
Mixed greens
Caramelized onions
And pickled red cabbage
Once in a homemade burger bun
And once on a lye roll
Also experimented with buns and condiments.
"Honey" Mustard
Mixed greens
Caramelized onions
And pickled red cabbage
Once in a homemade burger bun
And once on a lye roll
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Decided to process the vegan patties today. They were alright but can't beat the beyond ones.
Also experimented with buns and condiments.
"Honey" Mustard
Mixed greens
Caramelized onions
And pickled red cabbage
Once in a homemade burger bun
And once on a lye roll
Also experimented with buns and condiments.
"Honey" Mustard
Mixed greens
Caramelized onions
And pickled red cabbage
Once in a homemade burger bun
And once on a lye roll
Went out of my way to visit a vegan butcher shop yesterday and indulged in a panini and some burger patties. Lil pricey but I'll definitely return to try some of the other stuff they were offering someday
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Went out of my way to visit a vegan butcher shop yesterday and indulged in a panini and some burger patties. Lil pricey but I'll definitely return to try some of the other stuff they were offering someday
If you come across this post, post your sona not smiling
Viridios might have a resting bitch face but considering that his smile tends to be perceived as rather terrifying that might not be such a bad thing (also it makes him look badass)
Viridios might have a resting bitch face but considering that his smile tends to be perceived as rather terrifying that might not be such a bad thing (also it makes him look badass)
October 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
If you come across this post, post your sona not smiling
Viridios might have a resting bitch face but considering that his smile tends to be perceived as rather terrifying that might not be such a bad thing (also it makes him look badass)
Viridios might have a resting bitch face but considering that his smile tends to be perceived as rather terrifying that might not be such a bad thing (also it makes him look badass)
It is of utmost importance to give your puppy plenty of cuddles after a night of roughhandling.
Art by the lovely and amazing @omufujofish.bsky.social
#sillystuffskelcommed
#abdl
Art by the lovely and amazing @omufujofish.bsky.social
#sillystuffskelcommed
#abdl
October 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It is of utmost importance to give your puppy plenty of cuddles after a night of roughhandling.
Art by the lovely and amazing @omufujofish.bsky.social
#sillystuffskelcommed
#abdl
Art by the lovely and amazing @omufujofish.bsky.social
#sillystuffskelcommed
#abdl
Vampire that also kisses (or bites) girls (tis the season), or perhaps an eldritch deer thing? (tis the season as well)
October 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Vampire that also kisses (or bites) girls (tis the season), or perhaps an eldritch deer thing? (tis the season as well)
Inspiration struck me over the head with a rolling pin again, so here is another lil thrown together recipe experiment of mine. Pan fried Schlupfnudeln (it's kinda like gnocchi but longer and German) topped with a herbal creamy chanterelle gravy.
September 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Inspiration struck me over the head with a rolling pin again, so here is another lil thrown together recipe experiment of mine. Pan fried Schlupfnudeln (it's kinda like gnocchi but longer and German) topped with a herbal creamy chanterelle gravy.
Even darker ageplay scenario.(middle space this time)
It’s 2004 and some dude on approaches you on the schoolyard and hands you one of these.
It’s 2004 and some dude on approaches you on the schoolyard and hands you one of these.
September 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Even darker ageplay scenario.(middle space this time)
It’s 2004 and some dude on approaches you on the schoolyard and hands you one of these.
It’s 2004 and some dude on approaches you on the schoolyard and hands you one of these.
Dark age play scenario: You stayed up past your bed time and turn on KIKA (German public broadcasting Children’s TV network)
September 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Dark age play scenario: You stayed up past your bed time and turn on KIKA (German public broadcasting Children’s TV network)
Felt a lil adventurous today and made a refried bean quesadilla with kimchi in it. It ended up a lil too sour but if the amount of kimchi is reduced that should sort itself out.
Successful experiment I'd say
Successful experiment I'd say
September 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Felt a lil adventurous today and made a refried bean quesadilla with kimchi in it. It ended up a lil too sour but if the amount of kimchi is reduced that should sort itself out.
Successful experiment I'd say
Successful experiment I'd say
Man I love vinyls, tonight is gonna be awesome
September 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Man I love vinyls, tonight is gonna be awesome
What flavor is your sona?
September 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
What flavor is your sona?
Once the sauce has finished simmering remove it from the heat and add your balsamic vinegar, soy sauce, oregano, as well as the optional almond butter. Season to taste with salt and pepper and enjoy either over noodles or turn the sauce into a lasagna
September 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Once the sauce has finished simmering remove it from the heat and add your balsamic vinegar, soy sauce, oregano, as well as the optional almond butter. Season to taste with salt and pepper and enjoy either over noodles or turn the sauce into a lasagna
Now you can either set your stove to medium low and let the sauce simmer for 4 hours (stirring occasionally) or alternatively place the pot (without the lid) into the oven at 140C (284F) for the same time.
September 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Now you can either set your stove to medium low and let the sauce simmer for 4 hours (stirring occasionally) or alternatively place the pot (without the lid) into the oven at 140C (284F) for the same time.
Once all your veggies have been diced/shredded, heat a pot over medium heat. Once hot add the onions withouth adding any oil and sweat them for a couple minutes. Then add about 2 tablespoons of your olive oil as well as 2 large handfuls of your chopped veggies. Saute until a layer of fond has formed
September 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Once all your veggies have been diced/shredded, heat a pot over medium heat. Once hot add the onions withouth adding any oil and sweat them for a couple minutes. Then add about 2 tablespoons of your olive oil as well as 2 large handfuls of your chopped veggies. Saute until a layer of fond has formed
Bake the tofu for 30-45 minutes, stirring and hacking it into pieces after half and 3/4 of the cooktime has elapsed. By the end you should have some nicely browned crispy crumbly tofu. In the meantime blitz or grate both carrots and celery and finely dice your onions.
September 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Bake the tofu for 30-45 minutes, stirring and hacking it into pieces after half and 3/4 of the cooktime has elapsed. By the end you should have some nicely browned crispy crumbly tofu. In the meantime blitz or grate both carrots and celery and finely dice your onions.
We start by preparing our tofu. Preheat the oven to 230C (446F). In the meantime either crumble your tofu with a fork or use your food processor to blitz it. Mix the crumbled tofu with a pinch of salt, the neutral oil and a splash of wine. Spread everything out on a bakingsheet without baking paper.
September 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
We start by preparing our tofu. Preheat the oven to 230C (446F). In the meantime either crumble your tofu with a fork or use your food processor to blitz it. Mix the crumbled tofu with a pinch of salt, the neutral oil and a splash of wine. Spread everything out on a bakingsheet without baking paper.
120ml liquid from a can of chickpeas or beans
2 Tbsp almond butter (optional)
2 Tsp oregano
100ml olive oil
2 Tbsp soy sauce
2 Tbsp balsamico
As for utensils you'll need a large baking sheet, the biggest pot you can find, and optionally a food processor.
2 Tbsp almond butter (optional)
2 Tsp oregano
100ml olive oil
2 Tbsp soy sauce
2 Tbsp balsamico
As for utensils you'll need a large baking sheet, the biggest pot you can find, and optionally a food processor.
September 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
120ml liquid from a can of chickpeas or beans
2 Tbsp almond butter (optional)
2 Tsp oregano
100ml olive oil
2 Tbsp soy sauce
2 Tbsp balsamico
As for utensils you'll need a large baking sheet, the biggest pot you can find, and optionally a food processor.
2 Tbsp almond butter (optional)
2 Tsp oregano
100ml olive oil
2 Tbsp soy sauce
2 Tbsp balsamico
As for utensils you'll need a large baking sheet, the biggest pot you can find, and optionally a food processor.
Its another food thread! However this time instead of just showing off the results of my cooking I thought it would be fun to take everyone through the actual cooking process step by step so you too can make delicious food at home without harming animals!
Today we are making a Ragu a la Bolognese.
Today we are making a Ragu a la Bolognese.
September 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Its another food thread! However this time instead of just showing off the results of my cooking I thought it would be fun to take everyone through the actual cooking process step by step so you too can make delicious food at home without harming animals!
Today we are making a Ragu a la Bolognese.
Today we are making a Ragu a la Bolognese.
Elizabeth can insist that she only uses a pacifer to help with focus all she wants. Her shadowy companion is not gonna let such a prime opportunity for viscious mockery slide.
Art by the lovely @eggddemon.bsky.social
#sillystuffskelcommed
Art by the lovely @eggddemon.bsky.social
#sillystuffskelcommed
September 1, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Elizabeth can insist that she only uses a pacifer to help with focus all she wants. Her shadowy companion is not gonna let such a prime opportunity for viscious mockery slide.
Art by the lovely @eggddemon.bsky.social
#sillystuffskelcommed
Art by the lovely @eggddemon.bsky.social
#sillystuffskelcommed
CW: Blood
XVI - The Tower:
What you thought you'd escaped found you yet again
Caught in the Crimson Curtain.
Lovely commission by the equally lovely @noxalysart.bsky.social
XVI - The Tower:
What you thought you'd escaped found you yet again
Caught in the Crimson Curtain.
Lovely commission by the equally lovely @noxalysart.bsky.social
August 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
CW: Blood
XVI - The Tower:
What you thought you'd escaped found you yet again
Caught in the Crimson Curtain.
Lovely commission by the equally lovely @noxalysart.bsky.social
XVI - The Tower:
What you thought you'd escaped found you yet again
Caught in the Crimson Curtain.
Lovely commission by the equally lovely @noxalysart.bsky.social
But I only have one :(
August 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
But I only have one :(