Uncle ShortyB
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"He's like if you turned a 2010's hipster into a really unimpressive white guy" - My dad
Rockin up to publix with an open chest wound and just refusing to acknowledge it.
May 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Rockin up to publix with an open chest wound and just refusing to acknowledge it.
The fun thing about being into MtG is that anywhere in my house there's like a 10% chance of finding a cardboard rectangle with a picture of a goblin on it. It's like a present that the cat might chew on.
October 18, 2024 at 11:55 AM
The fun thing about being into MtG is that anywhere in my house there's like a 10% chance of finding a cardboard rectangle with a picture of a goblin on it. It's like a present that the cat might chew on.
A friend of mine plays a bunch of Warhammer and tells me about how I should play it with him. I just told him "I don't have time for that nerd shit. I actually have sex." He said "Your niece is proof I do too motherfucker" and I asked him "So are you better at Warhammer than pulling out at least?"
September 28, 2023 at 6:07 PM
A friend of mine plays a bunch of Warhammer and tells me about how I should play it with him. I just told him "I don't have time for that nerd shit. I actually have sex." He said "Your niece is proof I do too motherfucker" and I asked him "So are you better at Warhammer than pulling out at least?"
Any time someone tells me some shit about football I pretend to understand it. I don't know jack shit. "Oh the dolphins won 70-20" hell yeah brother I love cetaceans.
September 27, 2023 at 11:53 AM
Any time someone tells me some shit about football I pretend to understand it. I don't know jack shit. "Oh the dolphins won 70-20" hell yeah brother I love cetaceans.