UnclePhil2k
@unclephil2k.bsky.social
Professional Wrestling Manager. Occasional Actor. Psychotherapist. Current Earthologist, Boogie Ninja, Überdórk, & World Champion of the Weird. Louder than you.
He doesn't give a fuck about you. Or anyone else.
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
He doesn't give a fuck about you. Or anyone else.
All so he & his sycophants can dance under gaudy fake golden decor as the country burns. Superficial displays of debauchery from the wealthy & powerful as they deliberately plunge the nation into economic & societal collapse. It's looking like the end of the '20s all over again.
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
All so he & his sycophants can dance under gaudy fake golden decor as the country burns. Superficial displays of debauchery from the wealthy & powerful as they deliberately plunge the nation into economic & societal collapse. It's looking like the end of the '20s all over again.
IIIIIIIIIII got myself a present!!! A portable screen for 40 bucks! Now I can hook the PS4 up & use it not only to game anywhere, but to stream videos & watch the movies and TV (via the PS4 media player) that I've downloaded and saved on my collection of flash drives! (Like Dredd!)
August 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
IIIIIIIIIII got myself a present!!! A portable screen for 40 bucks! Now I can hook the PS4 up & use it not only to game anywhere, but to stream videos & watch the movies and TV (via the PS4 media player) that I've downloaded and saved on my collection of flash drives! (Like Dredd!)
Feeling a bit introspective today. I hope it makes some sense to you all & that you can take something from it. Love you all. ☺️❤️
July 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Feeling a bit introspective today. I hope it makes some sense to you all & that you can take something from it. Love you all. ☺️❤️
July 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I just made my first #WWE2K25 CAW character. I wanted "gaudy & sparkly 80s." Before I realized it, I'd made a bushy-haired Burt Reynolds. So I named him Bandit. 🤠 I just uploaded him to community creations, if you have the game...
*Search hashtags:
BANDIT
BURTREYNOLDS
BURT
*Search hashtags:
BANDIT
BURTREYNOLDS
BURT
June 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I just made my first #WWE2K25 CAW character. I wanted "gaudy & sparkly 80s." Before I realized it, I'd made a bushy-haired Burt Reynolds. So I named him Bandit. 🤠 I just uploaded him to community creations, if you have the game...
*Search hashtags:
BANDIT
BURTREYNOLDS
BURT
*Search hashtags:
BANDIT
BURTREYNOLDS
BURT
Last night was the first time I've slept under a new roof in 16 years. Can't say it wasn't weird, but I definitely can get used to it. Everything's so chaotic right now, but it's temporary. The move is DONE.
*sigh*
*passes out*
*sigh*
*passes out*
May 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Last night was the first time I've slept under a new roof in 16 years. Can't say it wasn't weird, but I definitely can get used to it. Everything's so chaotic right now, but it's temporary. The move is DONE.
*sigh*
*passes out*
*sigh*
*passes out*
My phone just reminded me that 10 years ago today, I started wrestling training to learn how to be a pro wrestling manager. Everyone thought I was insane. But I did it. 10 years. Where did all the time go?
May 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My phone just reminded me that 10 years ago today, I started wrestling training to learn how to be a pro wrestling manager. Everyone thought I was insane. But I did it. 10 years. Where did all the time go?
🎶IIIIIIIIIIII GOT A HAIRCUT!
*A haircut!!*
FINALLY GOT A HAIRCUT!!
BREAK IT ON DOWN, YO!!🎶
Good lord. Through one blunder, disaster, or lord knows what, I've been trying to get that mop off my head for almost a year. Scheduling clearly isn't my strength. I feel SO much better.
*A haircut!!*
FINALLY GOT A HAIRCUT!!
BREAK IT ON DOWN, YO!!🎶
Good lord. Through one blunder, disaster, or lord knows what, I've been trying to get that mop off my head for almost a year. Scheduling clearly isn't my strength. I feel SO much better.
March 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
🎶IIIIIIIIIIII GOT A HAIRCUT!
*A haircut!!*
FINALLY GOT A HAIRCUT!!
BREAK IT ON DOWN, YO!!🎶
Good lord. Through one blunder, disaster, or lord knows what, I've been trying to get that mop off my head for almost a year. Scheduling clearly isn't my strength. I feel SO much better.
*A haircut!!*
FINALLY GOT A HAIRCUT!!
BREAK IT ON DOWN, YO!!🎶
Good lord. Through one blunder, disaster, or lord knows what, I've been trying to get that mop off my head for almost a year. Scheduling clearly isn't my strength. I feel SO much better.
I just found the most delightfully dorky t-shirt on Amazon last night for only 15 bucks!
I'm totally gonna wear it & wander around randomly saying BIDDI BIDDI BIDDI. 😅
#BuckRogers
#DoctorTheopolis
#Twikki
I'm totally gonna wear it & wander around randomly saying BIDDI BIDDI BIDDI. 😅
#BuckRogers
#DoctorTheopolis
#Twikki
February 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I just found the most delightfully dorky t-shirt on Amazon last night for only 15 bucks!
I'm totally gonna wear it & wander around randomly saying BIDDI BIDDI BIDDI. 😅
#BuckRogers
#DoctorTheopolis
#Twikki
I'm totally gonna wear it & wander around randomly saying BIDDI BIDDI BIDDI. 😅
#BuckRogers
#DoctorTheopolis
#Twikki
Broke up the quiet today by watching the new #StarTrek #Section31 movie. It was really good, but suffers a bit from not sticking with one cohesive voice to tell this story with. Those differing voices conflict a bit loudly, but not to the overall detriment of the film. 9/10.
January 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Broke up the quiet today by watching the new #StarTrek #Section31 movie. It was really good, but suffers a bit from not sticking with one cohesive voice to tell this story with. Those differing voices conflict a bit loudly, but not to the overall detriment of the film. 9/10.
Huh. Who's THAT old, disheveled guy? And who let him in my mirror this morning?
January 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Huh. Who's THAT old, disheveled guy? And who let him in my mirror this morning?
Happy New Year.
Bring it on, 2025. Bring it on.
Bring it on, 2025. Bring it on.
January 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Happy New Year.
Bring it on, 2025. Bring it on.
Bring it on, 2025. Bring it on.
It's 6:14am, and I'm lying in bed, loudly singing "Living Pepito Loco."
Clearly, medical intervention is required.
🤤😅
Clearly, medical intervention is required.
🤤😅
December 27, 2024 at 11:14 AM
It's 6:14am, and I'm lying in bed, loudly singing "Living Pepito Loco."
Clearly, medical intervention is required.
🤤😅
Clearly, medical intervention is required.
🤤😅
Crooked Little Vein, by Warren Ellis. It's just a bonkers ride.
December 26, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Crooked Little Vein, by Warren Ellis. It's just a bonkers ride.
Merry Christmas to all!!
(Art by Joel Ojeda)
(Art by Joel Ojeda)
December 25, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Merry Christmas to all!!
(Art by Joel Ojeda)
(Art by Joel Ojeda)
Just watched "Upper Decks" ...last week's episode of #StarTrek #LowerDecks. It was insane. Still funny, but just MAAAAAYBE a bit too self-indulgence even for *this* show. Does it count as "Jumping the Shark" when you do it on purpose? And is that Shark out in space? 😊🦈🚀
December 10, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Just watched "Upper Decks" ...last week's episode of #StarTrek #LowerDecks. It was insane. Still funny, but just MAAAAAYBE a bit too self-indulgence even for *this* show. Does it count as "Jumping the Shark" when you do it on purpose? And is that Shark out in space? 😊🦈🚀
That mugshot fucks.
December 10, 2024 at 12:55 AM
That mugshot fucks.
Because "they had no choice."
Well. God bless fucking Amerika.
Well. God bless fucking Amerika.
December 9, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Because "they had no choice."
Well. God bless fucking Amerika.
Well. God bless fucking Amerika.
I can answer this question with only ONE reason before I even click on the link.
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A FREAKING SPIDER-MAN IN IT!!!
There. Time saved. Clickbait thwarted. My public service for the day.
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A FREAKING SPIDER-MAN IN IT!!!
There. Time saved. Clickbait thwarted. My public service for the day.
December 9, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I can answer this question with only ONE reason before I even click on the link.
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A FREAKING SPIDER-MAN IN IT!!!
There. Time saved. Clickbait thwarted. My public service for the day.
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A FREAKING SPIDER-MAN IN IT!!!
There. Time saved. Clickbait thwarted. My public service for the day.