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Was double checking Ken Paxton's wiki after seeing the news about the Tylenol lawsuit today, and I have to give my kudos to whatever generational hater picked this photo of him to lead his wiki page.
An unflattering 2025 photo of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton. It's a head-on portrait with his mouth slightly agape, a confusing amount of nose hair, and his hair somehow looking unkempt despite being cut short.
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
unclemeats.bsky.social
The funniest part of this Homan investigation is that he wasn't originally on the FBI's radar, but one of their targets just kept bringing him up as an extremely bribable guy
Excerpt from the NY Times article "Trump Justice Dept. Closed Investigation Into Tom Homan for Accepting Bag of Cash", which reads, "He [Tom Homan] was drawn into the F.B.I. case after a target of the investigation suggested in 2023, on his own initiative, that a $1 million payment to Mr. Homan could lead to lucrative federal contracts for border security work, according to people familiar with the matter."
September 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM