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Uncle Johns Band
@unclejohnsband.bsky.social
Potty training nightmare. Here to meet overly-assertive women of dubious character and questionable moral integrity who indulge in the kinkiest debauchery and in-person #ABDL role play.

Northern California Coast
@JumpLikeaWilys on FL

#DarkNursery
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So please; pretty please with a fucking cherry on top…DO NOT FOLLOW OR DM ME IF you:

have no website
won’t indulge in ABDL play
put payment links in your profile
follow 2.6K BlueSky peeps
send unsolicited “Hey” DMs
dm w/out reading profiles first

I’ve had it with the fucking bots on BkueSky
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This is one of the most demented things Trump has posted
September 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Okay Merica.

Shut the fuck up; turn around; Bend over and grab your ankles.

@mayamidnight.bsky.social is about to pump your quivering butthole until you’re crying like the loser bitch you’ve become.
Fuck America ❤️
September 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Truth!
Hot take: We don't have to be diplomatic about people who make a living sowing hatred that begets violence.
September 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Excellent insights. Thank you for sharing.

#DarkNursery for the win!
September 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Great new for all of us!

Thank you for sharing this important news
Finally, some good news for the adult industry and SWs!
An adult industry company fought and won the right for fair banking access to all Americans.

Up until this month (August 2025), any American’s bank account could be seized (along with their $$) if the bank deemed them a “reputational risk”.

Thank you @spankchain.bsky.social
August 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hot
No need to think or make decisions. It’s ok to just be a good air head for Me.
August 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Chastised, diapered and unpotty trained by the stunning @sophieagenoux.bsky.social‬. Imagine, being stripped, spanked and diapered by an authentic french ballerina. 🔥

#ABDL #ABDLShame #DarkABDL
Another accident.....so this time, I'm putting you back in Pampers.
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This babysitter is serious about 🚽 training. 📸 Shot in San Francisco.
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Get on my travel alert list to get a message from me before my next visit to you city: DominaSophie 🧷 com/travel

#abdl #adultdiaper #toiletTraining
July 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Humiliation anyone?
November 30, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Let's see if we can't raise enough to get this girl back to health. God it rips me up inside to see a creature treated so inhumanely.
Yena was fully funded in 55 minutes!! A HUGE shoutout to our 15/10 email recipients, who got an early jump on her fundraiser today.

We are so grateful for everyone's help. We will keep you posted on Yena’s progress here ❤️‍🩹
August 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This exquisite shot exemplifies the #DarkNursery vibe in a session shot with the overbearing auntie @josephinedrake.bsky.social in the #cornertimeABDLnursery in LA. #Dominance and #Control #emasculation #exposure #regression #forcedinfantilism all woven through an ABDL-themed tapestry.
Nap time in the crib at Corner Time Los Angeles. Settle down or else. #ABDL #cornertime #ABDLnursery
July 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Chastised, diapered and unpotty trained by the stunning @sophieagenoux.bsky.social‬. Imagine, being stripped, spanked and diapered by an authentic french ballerina. 🔥

#ABDL #ABDLShame #DarkABDL
Another accident.....so this time, I'm putting you back in Pampers.
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This babysitter is serious about 🚽 training. 📸 Shot in San Francisco.
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Get on my travel alert list to get a message from me before my next visit to you city: DominaSophie 🧷 com/travel

#abdl #adultdiaper #toiletTraining
July 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
July 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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doula of desire 🍒
captured by @mbmoore.bsky.social
July 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Absolutely 💯

And it starts with a friendly greeting for the waste collectors that empty your own trash cans every week.

Know their names.

Bake em cookies.

Tip em during the holidays.
Support our sanitation workers!!! They make society run, and have a dangerous job. They deserve far, far better than poverty wages.
As negotiations continue, Mayor Parker demanded that “we must restore order before bargaining.”

#DC33 responded: “Order isn’t the issue—poverty pay is."
July 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This right here!!

Enforced naps and ridiculously early bedtimes are one of those deeply immersive experiences that enable deep #mindfuck and hypnotic reinforcement.

Also pairs nicely with #ABDL and #DarkNursery play.
The kinky version of being held tight.

I love how we (kinky folks), find ways to explore sensations that bring us back to a safe place.
Enforced naps are the very best kind… no obligations, no freedom, no action…. Just sleep, you have no choice in the matter.
July 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
A public service message for #ABDL s and friends.

Spread the word...and your legs!!!
Here's how fluffing diapers in a clothes dryer turns out. 😍

🚨⚠MAKE SURE DRYER HEAT IS OFF, TUMBLE ONLY!!! ⚠🚨
I do 5-10 min, air fluff/tumble, 5-8 unfolded diapers
They get 1.5x-2x thicker, wick better, become more flexible.

Spread the word... repost, like. 🙏

#abdl #diapers #diaperlover #おむつ
July 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
SF Bay Area #ABDLs, the stunning @servesunmi.bsky.social breaks out the Straitjacket Shop’s restraint PJs and lockable spiked baby booties.

Deliciously humiliating struggle!
Oh, how I love making you MINE.
July 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It's no secret that @simonereage.bsky.social
is tall, stunning and Irish, but I just discovered she indulges in #ABDL role play. I think I need to look for flights from the West Coast to Luton. 🔥
Thank you for 1k! So nice to be on a platform with organic growth 🥲 having a little cocktail to celebrate.
June 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Thrilled to see @yesmomica.bsky.social on BlueSky!!!

One of the very few #ABDL caregivers in North America who maintains a full-on adult-size nursery. Whether your a diaper wearing adult baby or want to be forced to be one, Momica knows the scene like few others.
Teddy and I were wishing a baby visitor was here in the nursery to play with us.

It could be you!? 🍼🧷

Yesmomica.com

#abdl #abdlnursery #diapers
#abdlflorida
June 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This one simple shot tells me @mxvalentina.bsky.social feels #ABDL roleplay to her core. Lovely moment of vulnerability captured beautifully.

Bravo!
Mommy wants to play!
June 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Jake, you abominable little bitch.

CNN, you suck as well.
folks they're still at it

(yes, this is happening right now on CNN)
May 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
For those #ABDL enthusiasts amongst us. I can’t recall seeing anything hotter than this shot of @missladylouisa.co.uk in her lovely adult nursery in the West Midlands. Shaving. Spanking. Catheterization. And a stern diapering.

Enough to make you wet your pants?

Time to break out the passport!
Read all about my exciting ABDL sessions and what to expect! 🍼🥣💛

missladylouisa.co.uk/abdl-sessions/ #ADBL
May 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay.

According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
May 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Friends don’t let friends fly Evil Avelo
May 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM