Uncle Cabbage
unclecabbage.bsky.social
Uncle Cabbage
@unclecabbage.bsky.social
Local Dork, Commissioning all sorts of goodies.
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Dorkcember #24 & #25:

MERRY DORKMAS YALL!!!
In the spirit of the season ive decided to draw the Dorkiest Doe Dork yall know and love celebrating the holidays!

(Wonder what she got in that totally non-phallic shaped "package", i bet its a new car)

#NSFWART #NSFW
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Dorkcember #26:

It might not be a new car, but it seems like shes enjoying it!

(part 2 (part 3?) of the noelle pics i posted a couple days agos)

#NSFWART #NSFW
December 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Dorkcember #22:

Every time she hears that joke she raises taxes by 0.01 percent

(Fun fact: The Candy Kingdom has the highest rate in all of Ooo)

Had to go searchin for a good nerdy-ish outfit PB has canonically worn since my ass has NOT watched the show aside from s1

#NSFWART #NSFW #DIGITALART
December 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Dorkcember #19:

yeah im gonna be honest im too lazy to do a title, maybe uhh pov: you barge into davises room or something, bitch

(Intentionally dogshit dialog by my gigglefreng, @prince-pretty.bsky.social)

#NSFWART #NSFW #OCS
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Dorkcember #17:

Avis and her clones Remastered: GOTY (Geek of the year) Edition...

(They ALL totally have weird gross incest sex with each other, including the other 22 not pictured)

#NSFWART #NSFW #ART #DIGITALART #OCS
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Dorkcember #18:

Classic sibling bickering!

(Ngl had this ready for a day or two but i was way too lazy to do the dialog-)

#NSFWART #NSFW #OCS
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Dorkcember #14 & #15:

TADC AU where Jax spends a minute longer in the spudsys employee reevaluation room and comes out as a geek ass NEEERRRRRDDDD

(Already have #16 done but would rather wait until tomorrow morning to post so i can spread everything out more...)

#NSFWART #NSFW
December 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Dorkcember #13:

Schrodinger's Tat(as)

(If I knew how to animate, this wouldve been a INCREDIBLE looping gif)

#NSFWART #NSFW
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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tomato 🍅 claus
December 15, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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Dorkcember #10:

So THATS why shes called Queen of Ripple S(tar)

(I've never played a Kirby game before in my LIFE let alone Kirby 64, only reason i drew her cause she looked cute and someone suggested her for dorkcember on my strawpage, wink wink)
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Dorkcember #8.5:

As a apology to how bad the last pics were, have this tails i drew based on a Crossworlds mod that ive never posted publicly (here)

(Theres also a fuck ass exe alt i did. You want it? You can have it! Search for it! I left it all at that place! or if enough peeps ask ill post it-)
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Amy looks more like a anteater than a hedgehog... + Various other amys ive neglected to post

(I GOT BORED AND WANTED TO TRY DRAWING MORE OF THAT WACK ASS BJ FACE AFTER THOSE ROUGE DOODLES I DID)

#NSFWART #NSFW #ART #DIGITALART #SonicNSFW
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Dorkcember #5:

All these schlock-filled horror B-Movies always resort to cheap shock value...

(Congrats to abby barclay from sburb.exe for being tonights unlucky winner chosen by the wheel, to which you can add to by suggesting characters on my strawpage)

#NSFWART #NSFW #HOMESMUT
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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[Comm/Request]

Dorkcember #1:
Madison Spaghetti Parmesan (in her swimsuit) from "Class Of 3000", what a coincidence to get both a comm and a request of her within like 4 days AND on dorkcember (surely she counts-)

(Friends streamed the show in vc and its actually pretty good surprisingly)
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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That rouge.exe itch is back and its CRAWLING UNDER MY SKIIIIINNNN

(This was originally just gonna be amy and rouge doin their SA2 poses but ofc it just kinda snowballed- ALSO tried out a new gel pen brush on csp, i think it looks neat!)

#NSFWART #NSFW #SonicNSFW #RougeTheBat #AmyRose
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Some Twerking comms of my gal Toto, with her friends Brioche and Crim
Art was done by the lovely @inkykinks.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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How did you mess that up, dork. Then again that butt isnt really helping her case...

(More of Princess Sourpuss and her NES alt palette... again download the mod its sick)

#NSFWART #NSFW #ART #DIGITALART #OC
September 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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wanted to share the adorable Carnie layer featured in one of the pics that @fawxen.bsky.social did for me!

it’s feeding time…
February 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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[Comm for anon]
Pov: you catch Princess Bubblegum about to gargle someone elses "gumballs"

(The Avis provided is a stand in for commissioners oc they wanted to be replaced for a public post)

#NSFWART #NSFW #ART #DIGITALART #OCS
September 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Miss Grotke Bush Plus Smooth Alt. For The Cowards
July 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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What if joey claire was named joey clear and you could see through her, wouldnt that be freaky

(pics i did to regain my artistic talents with the first one being a redo of the second one because i hated how it came out)

#NSFWART #NSFW #ART #DIGITALART #HOMESMUT
September 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Sketch dump from last night/this morning; back when i was trying to regain my mojo featuring:

Rana minceraft

Cathy but spelled with f's since its the porn parody one i SWEAR thats a real thing

GF from my weird redesign thing

#NSFWART #NSFW #ART #DIGITALART
September 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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ive been kinda demotivated to draw lately so i decided to do a doodle page which started as facial expression practice but then ended as a kind of way to get back in the mood/groove of drawing

(Also whore avis)

Praying the compression isnt that horrid

#NSFWART #NSFW #ART #DIGITALART #OCS
August 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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sup 🃏
July 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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🍅🍅
August 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM