The more time I spend on 290 the more I think we should do a pluribus
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The more time I spend on 290 the more I think we should do a pluribus
If you use the word "kiddos", call other women "mama", or refer to your partner as "hubby", please walk away from me and don't look back
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If you use the word "kiddos", call other women "mama", or refer to your partner as "hubby", please walk away from me and don't look back
Old Country for No Men: A bunch of little old Russian ladies farming and knitting and having a great time. No boys allowed.
October 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Old Country for No Men: A bunch of little old Russian ladies farming and knitting and having a great time. No boys allowed.
I think I'm done with parties where you need to yell-talk.
October 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I think I'm done with parties where you need to yell-talk.
Uncle Bonnie Birthday Party: FUN!
September 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Uncle Bonnie Birthday Party: FUN!
A Ben & Jerry's collab with Costco where you get big tubs of ice cream but it's called "Benjamin and Gerald's"
September 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A Ben & Jerry's collab with Costco where you get big tubs of ice cream but it's called "Benjamin and Gerald's"
I have known at least fifteen people in my life that have September birthdays and they are ALL on odd dates. What does it mean?!?!??!!!
September 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have known at least fifteen people in my life that have September birthdays and they are ALL on odd dates. What does it mean?!?!??!!!
I can't believe people still eat at Subway. Have they never had a sandwich before?
September 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I can't believe people still eat at Subway. Have they never had a sandwich before?
If you don't think dishwashers are magic you're a spoiled fuggin ungrateful rat bastard
June 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If you don't think dishwashers are magic you're a spoiled fuggin ungrateful rat bastard
My six-year-old: "Dad, what does crap mean?"
My wonderful, intelligent husband: "Crap means shit."
My wonderful, intelligent husband: "Crap means shit."
May 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My six-year-old: "Dad, what does crap mean?"
My wonderful, intelligent husband: "Crap means shit."
My wonderful, intelligent husband: "Crap means shit."
THERE the fuck is Wallace
May 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
THERE the fuck is Wallace
I remember being really surprised when I saw what scat man looks like. Now, in my aged wisdom, I can't picture him any other way.
April 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I remember being really surprised when I saw what scat man looks like. Now, in my aged wisdom, I can't picture him any other way.
Was two thirds of the way through Sinners when the babysitter called because my son barfed. WHO'S THE SINNER NOW
April 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Was two thirds of the way through Sinners when the babysitter called because my son barfed. WHO'S THE SINNER NOW
Wine and whiskey in winter. Beer and tequila in summer. And if you EVEN THINK about disagreeing with me that's fine do what you want.
April 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Wine and whiskey in winter. Beer and tequila in summer. And if you EVEN THINK about disagreeing with me that's fine do what you want.
Just took a huge dump at the container store. First time!
April 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Just took a huge dump at the container store. First time!
To avoid unsolicited advice from old dudes at the hardware store, you must wear at least two of the following: work boots, overalls, flannel shirt, dark baseball cap. Speaking in a low voice also helps, but not every time.
March 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
To avoid unsolicited advice from old dudes at the hardware store, you must wear at least two of the following: work boots, overalls, flannel shirt, dark baseball cap. Speaking in a low voice also helps, but not every time.
Signed up for my first ever SPA PACKAGE including something called "hand and foot indulgence"? More to follow
March 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Signed up for my first ever SPA PACKAGE including something called "hand and foot indulgence"? More to follow
I will no longer be acknowledging the feminine definition of the word "bitch" (strong-willed woman that has wronged you in some way). From now on I will always assume there is a silent "little" or "lil" preceding it.
February 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I will no longer be acknowledging the feminine definition of the word "bitch" (strong-willed woman that has wronged you in some way). From now on I will always assume there is a silent "little" or "lil" preceding it.
Something to consider before getting a cat is that it may be genetically engineered to find the most annoying thing to do at every. possible. moment.
February 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Something to consider before getting a cat is that it may be genetically engineered to find the most annoying thing to do at every. possible. moment.