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Uncle Cryptid
@uncle-cryptid.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 IT guy, board game collector, gay uncle
very glad I didn’t also spend more money on the DLC. This felt like it should have been a third of the whole game. I put 200+ hours into every Pokemon game, but I have no desire to ever replay this, and the whole experience has been so miserable I’m ready to stop buying the games entirely.
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
- Butler uses cartoon physics to take out your brain & prepare it for high society (wring it out, press & steam)

- it’s not me, it’s the (cursed) gloves! Why’d I put them on?

- I’m so tired of febreze-ing my stinky stoner roommate’s stuff. What can I spray to stop this stink at the source?
October 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
They show off your assets well! Almost as well as before you put them on 🤤
July 31, 2025 at 12:05 PM
👈 BIG fan right here!!! 😍🤤
July 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
😳 🛐
July 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
It doesn’t even sound like she’s saying “big adora” to me, it sounds “myth adora” or “miss adora”.
June 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I wanna see more of you 🥺 so I can fantasize about making out & worshipping you however you want 😈
April 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
legit obsessed with you man, you’re so freaking hot 🥵
April 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Thank you for your transparency! It’s definitely important to remember that I’m only seeing a snippet. I know it’s the right path, but don’t want to venture it unaware or ill prepared.
February 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Oh wow, I’ve only followed for a little but assumed you’ve had it longer. you’re so natural showing it off and it looks great! That’s awesome! I was anxious that a really long recovery was necessary for it to start looking & feeling good. Congrats!
February 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Real hot, real sexy, real jealous 😩
February 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Pastor Wolf changed my brain chemistry fr
February 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
🤩 can we pretend it’s 🌮 Tuesday too
February 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
god I’m so envious 🫣
February 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Seeing this stellar himbo fills me with determination!
February 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
🥵
February 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
tell me where the pussy store is 🥺
February 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM