I mean, who's spending actual money on "The Bodacious Bug-boy?"

Is there any world where they are actually paying actual artists to make "we have spider-man at home"-ass parodies of every single card? This smells like a way to justify AI generated slop, and a Trojan horse for future "cost-cutting" efforts.

Isn't that kind of what the Alien prequels are?

Speak No Evil (original, not remake)

"Who's to say whether those hospitalized were struck by bullets from the officer's gun... or merely the holiday spirit? More 'news' after this word from our sponsors."

There's no amount of CEOs dead in a street that could muster the same heartache I'd feel for just one trans kid who didn't get to live the life they deserve.