How did I spend my Snow Day Eve?

Watching the Banana Splits on #Tubi.

#whatteachersdowhennotteaching
#snowday
#HannaBarbara

Do you like computer artwork that was cutting edge in 1998?
How about when ppl talk about their spiritual path?

No to both, huh? Don't blame you. Heads up: don't click the link!

#polytheism
#heathen
#noapologies

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New insta post. Read it or don't, won't you?
I know I did.

Since I'm on a roll right now, how about one from the Insta archives? Read it while I still haven't been booted from the platform!

#foundingfathers
#benfranklin
#actualhistory
#readabook

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Post about how MAGAts are'nt smart enough 2 process lyrics even if they seem 2 like the band. Part 1 of a likely extremely long rant series on this subject bc MAGA is stupid as fuck & mad @ the rest of us for our basic reading & listening comprehension abilities.🙄

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Was this fearsome critter in the Krampus movie? My official opinion: yes.
#fearsomecritters
#Krampusmovie
#scarychristmas
#officialopinion

Goat appreciation post. www.instagram.com/p/DRYlLfHgFM...

You know what? Some of us work all day, you know? So if we could have one damn weekday every few whenevers when insanely stupid shit isn't all that awaits us when we log on to anything after work, well, that would be just so super great.

#ffs
#wtf

I know many humans are most scared by what humans do to each other mainly in the form of serial killers (and with good reason - humans are nuts), but I'm more compelled by a good "Nature's Vengeance" story. So, for spooky season, here are my top 10 realistic creature features in no particular order:

I want Black Phillip borders in every room of my home.
#livedeliciously
#listentoGOAT
#notai
#herecomesspookyseason

I'm a #catperson by nature, but I❤️our dog so much sometimes I get overwhelmed & give him a big ol' polar bear hug. I like 2 think he trusts me & is in no way terrified when I lose myself 2 the cuddles, but I have no way of knowing that for sure.
#ilovemydog
#dogslovehugs
#whosagoodboy
#heis
#yesheis

"Jeremy! You need to raise your hand and ask to leave the lily pad. Sit down and try again."
#teacherlife
#froglife

Today thousands of metal hearts were broken.

We'll never forget you and everything you did for us.

Thank you.😭

#RIPOzzy
#MetalForever