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UncertaintyLich
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Rollin' the dice.
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By volume, it would be some variety of your choice - I cook a lot with the holy trinity.

By flavoring, it would be one of these two.
Five cayenne peppers, artfully fanned across a weathered wooden board. A bowl filled with a heaping pile of bright red paprika. Small dried peppers, their stems still attached, are strewn around the bowl, all set against the weathered wooden table they rest upon.
February 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
uncertaintylich.bsky.social
I will admit I enjoy the newest addition to our Halloween menagerie.
Looking up at a 12 foot skeleton, lit from below with a red spotlight.
October 31, 2024 at 8:04 AM
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If you see this, post a bird.

Or, in this case, late night duck and andouille gumbo.
A pot of gumbo, with dark roux, cajun trinity, garlic, mustard greens, duck legs, andouille sausage, and seasonings slowly simmering over a burner on a stove.
October 20, 2024 at 11:50 AM
uncertaintylich.bsky.social
If you see this, post a bird.

Or, in this case, my neighborhood "street gang."
A flock of turkeys, some walking down the street, others poking through my neighbors' yard. These are hardened, tough birds - they are completely unphased by the Halloween graveyard and body bag they are wandering past.
October 20, 2024 at 2:48 AM
uncertaintylich.bsky.social
Indeed. Words to live by.
January 1, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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I will never not be amused when my takeout comes with instructions.
A photo of several takeout containers, one of which - a bowl of chicken etouffee - is labeled "et," as if suggesting an appropriate (and obvious) course of action.
December 31, 2023 at 4:05 AM
uncertaintylich.bsky.social
It's the Prime Mintster, innit?
A photo of two plastic bags on a kitchen table. The two bags contain a total of 17 bunches of mint.
December 21, 2023 at 5:26 AM
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All of our ghost decorations ended up on top of our liquor cabinet because, as @merelyeccentric.bsky.social said, "It's where we keep our boos."
A variety of ghost decorations on top of a liquor cabinet.
November 1, 2023 at 1:18 AM
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And I'm not exaggerating.
A photo of a residential street at night. One house is brightly lit with Halloween decorations - the rest are all dark and undecorated.
November 1, 2023 at 12:24 AM
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We are definitely That House in our neighborhood.
The outside of a house, decorated for Halloween with gravestones, led "blood" dripping from the gutters, purple and orange led spiderwebs in the shrubbery, and glowing purple bats in the window.
November 1, 2023 at 12:20 AM
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Late l'anniversaire shenanigans.
A kitchen counter with a variety of ingredients for making red beans & rice and duck & andouille gumbo laid out across it.
October 25, 2023 at 7:32 AM
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I always appreciate when my food comes with instructions.
A brown takeout container labelled with "ET" to indicate its contents - chicken etouffee - but in such a way as if it is exhorting the viewer to e(a)t the food inside.
September 2, 2023 at 2:16 AM
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Yes, but by narrative convention, any readings from the device would be inadmissable, due to the possible presence of this guy:
The Swedish Chef, holding a wooden spoon and waving.
July 28, 2023 at 1:07 AM