I hate being single I am meant to be a lover

The yearning, the affection and attention, it aches

But the dudes recently have just been nothing but men who want pity and are nothing but self loathing weirdos

Why cant I run into someone who at least deals with it in a normal way!!!!

brain. relax. You are not being hunted by tigers. Youre packing candy. Youre listening to transformers.

I need to go home under a heating pad. Stat.

At least im gonna be 🩸 free during my water based vacation

When ppl keep telling me I really should jump on the whole joke I made about f4rting in a jar and selling it

And I've had someone suggest I buy f4rt spray and put it in a jar

And im looking at my bank account, and those jars are tempting to invest in /jk but also /srs

My coworker ran back inside and excitedly yelling about a butterfly in the front of our store

Me looking at my stupid ass emotions

I also made him a lab coat

I want tontry out drag one day im not even joking

If its not one thing its the other with this body o' mine

But also I wish my psych would listen to me and let me change meds bc this nausea is unbearable 💔

Bro I hate my random migraines
It doesn't hurt today like they usually do, however, the preasure and the ringing is making me feel like this

Whoah....

Jokes on me my small business math is important and has to be used

This has honestly been one of the best hobbies I've ever invested in and I don't plan to make things to sell and rather make things to make things

I'm making a very simple chain runner for my dtesser yay