Unalived Birthday Horse
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Eat. Sleep. Enact revenge on him. Repeat.
Isn’t WWE going head-to-head with All Out during their ESPN debut incredibly stupid strategically?
It’s a new streaming platform and people are confused on how to access the PLE. Doing that (w/ a $30 paywall) AND intentionally counterprogramming a rival simultaneously is a recipe to disappoint ESPN
It’s a new streaming platform and people are confused on how to access the PLE. Doing that (w/ a $30 paywall) AND intentionally counterprogramming a rival simultaneously is a recipe to disappoint ESPN
September 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Isn’t WWE going head-to-head with All Out during their ESPN debut incredibly stupid strategically?
It’s a new streaming platform and people are confused on how to access the PLE. Doing that (w/ a $30 paywall) AND intentionally counterprogramming a rival simultaneously is a recipe to disappoint ESPN
It’s a new streaming platform and people are confused on how to access the PLE. Doing that (w/ a $30 paywall) AND intentionally counterprogramming a rival simultaneously is a recipe to disappoint ESPN
Kinda loving the TL crashout.
Really wanted Swerve to win, but now I’m intrigued. Who beats Mox?
Is Darby on Everest a fakeout?
Is it Ospreay’s time?
Hanger’s our savior?
Or is that little wildcard in the Owen holding a wonderful secret?
Yes?
Yes.
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Really wanted Swerve to win, but now I’m intrigued. Who beats Mox?
Is Darby on Everest a fakeout?
Is it Ospreay’s time?
Hanger’s our savior?
Or is that little wildcard in the Owen holding a wonderful secret?
Yes?
Yes.
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
a crowd of people holding signs that say yes
Alt: The yes’s that inhabit my dreams. I’ll wait 1,000 years for this man of if I can see him back, healed up, and wrestling for the title again.
FINISH THE STORY!
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Kinda loving the TL crashout.
Really wanted Swerve to win, but now I’m intrigued. Who beats Mox?
Is Darby on Everest a fakeout?
Is it Ospreay’s time?
Hanger’s our savior?
Or is that little wildcard in the Owen holding a wonderful secret?
Yes?
Yes.
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Really wanted Swerve to win, but now I’m intrigued. Who beats Mox?
Is Darby on Everest a fakeout?
Is it Ospreay’s time?
Hanger’s our savior?
Or is that little wildcard in the Owen holding a wonderful secret?
Yes?
Yes.
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Have you heard the good word? About the NEXT big thing in professional wrestling?
The people’s Valkyrie. The next AEW champ: Megan Bayne.
Tremble in her wake.
The people’s Valkyrie. The next AEW champ: Megan Bayne.
Tremble in her wake.
a woman in a costume with wings is standing in a wrestling ring with her arms outstretched .
Alt: Megan Bayne spinning around, being a badass, in full Valkyrie gear.
media.tenor.com
March 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Have you heard the good word? About the NEXT big thing in professional wrestling?
The people’s Valkyrie. The next AEW champ: Megan Bayne.
Tremble in her wake.
The people’s Valkyrie. The next AEW champ: Megan Bayne.
Tremble in her wake.
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of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH
January 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH
The fam is going to receive a long rant about how “Hangman did nothing wrong” for Christmas.
Now streaming for 24 hours before #AEWDynamite on 34th street at 8/7c only on TBS
Stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LJs...
Stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LJs...
December 25, 2024 at 2:08 AM
The fam is going to receive a long rant about how “Hangman did nothing wrong” for Christmas.
Reposted by Unalived Birthday Horse
i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool
December 12, 2024 at 5:22 PM
i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool
Bloody hell, I’m going to have to watch RAW next week, aren’t I?
Whether it’s heartbreak or a new beginning, the New Day’s anniversary seems to be blossoming into the best thing since the Festival of Friendship.
Although, after the things that have been said, kinda hard to imagine them reconciling
Whether it’s heartbreak or a new beginning, the New Day’s anniversary seems to be blossoming into the best thing since the Festival of Friendship.
Although, after the things that have been said, kinda hard to imagine them reconciling
November 26, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Bloody hell, I’m going to have to watch RAW next week, aren’t I?
Whether it’s heartbreak or a new beginning, the New Day’s anniversary seems to be blossoming into the best thing since the Festival of Friendship.
Although, after the things that have been said, kinda hard to imagine them reconciling
Whether it’s heartbreak or a new beginning, the New Day’s anniversary seems to be blossoming into the best thing since the Festival of Friendship.
Although, after the things that have been said, kinda hard to imagine them reconciling
I need more context on the “Roddy’s mom shot his dad” story. I’ve looked it up and can’t find anymore more than “yup, she shot him.”
November 24, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I need more context on the “Roddy’s mom shot his dad” story. I’ve looked it up and can’t find anymore more than “yup, she shot him.”
Big Justice! The hero we need AND deserve!
November 24, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Big Justice! The hero we need AND deserve!
🎶 “Ooooh, we want the Rizzler!
Ooooh, we want the Rizzler!” 🎶
Ooooh, we want the Rizzler!” 🎶
November 24, 2024 at 12:36 AM
🎶 “Ooooh, we want the Rizzler!
Ooooh, we want the Rizzler!” 🎶
Ooooh, we want the Rizzler!” 🎶
Having the Rizzler come out next to Paul Wight is a nice touch.
November 24, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Having the Rizzler come out next to Paul Wight is a nice touch.
Is the match I’m most hyped about actually involving the Rizzler?
Yes.
But Takeshita/Ricochet should be great too.
But LET’S BRING THE BOOM!
Yes.
But Takeshita/Ricochet should be great too.
But LET’S BRING THE BOOM!
November 23, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Is the match I’m most hyped about actually involving the Rizzler?
Yes.
But Takeshita/Ricochet should be great too.
But LET’S BRING THE BOOM!
Yes.
But Takeshita/Ricochet should be great too.
But LET’S BRING THE BOOM!
There goes my GOAT, just yelling at God (like we all have been this month).
shut up GOD, im a fuckin mess, i thought of all people you would know this
November 21, 2024 at 10:34 PM
There goes my GOAT, just yelling at God (like we all have been this month).
The Nuggets sorely needs Jokic’s 30-14-11 back.
MVP is having an all-timer this year even by his lofty standards.
MVP is having an all-timer this year even by his lofty standards.
November 18, 2024 at 8:44 PM
The Nuggets sorely needs Jokic’s 30-14-11 back.
MVP is having an all-timer this year even by his lofty standards.
MVP is having an all-timer this year even by his lofty standards.
I want BK and Speedball to get 20+ minutes to relive their indie classics.
November 16, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I want BK and Speedball to get 20+ minutes to relive their indie classics.
It’s awfully quiet in here so I’m just going to post my favorite moment of the year thus far.
October 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
It’s awfully quiet in here so I’m just going to post my favorite moment of the year thus far.
Who are the next 3 AEW champions after Mox bashes enough heads in?
My picks:
Darby
Christian
Ospreay
My picks:
Darby
Christian
Ospreay
October 18, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Who are the next 3 AEW champions after Mox bashes enough heads in?
My picks:
Darby
Christian
Ospreay
My picks:
Darby
Christian
Ospreay