Ben[REDACTED]
@umpleb.bsky.social
It’s not fine. None of this is okay.
close enough - it’s hard to narrow down the precise timing of The Thing
August 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
close enough - it’s hard to narrow down the precise timing of The Thing
probably just Markwayne out looking for a raccoon
August 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
probably just Markwayne out looking for a raccoon
Only the best children..many people are saying they couldn’t wait to be here
Their parents came up to me with tears in their eyes saying please Mr president we’d be so honored
Their parents came up to me with tears in their eyes saying please Mr president we’d be so honored
July 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Only the best children..many people are saying they couldn’t wait to be here
Their parents came up to me with tears in their eyes saying please Mr president we’d be so honored
Their parents came up to me with tears in their eyes saying please Mr president we’d be so honored
While you have every right to confront this animal maybe just call them socks so there’s not a secondary incident
July 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
While you have every right to confront this animal maybe just call them socks so there’s not a secondary incident
But I’M not racist I just don’t like when those people take things from us
July 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
But I’M not racist I just don’t like when those people take things from us
but I keep getting told it’s not the rational republicans that support him it’s only the extreme far right
July 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
but I keep getting told it’s not the rational republicans that support him it’s only the extreme far right
Not directed at you at all - if you would’ve been here last night you’d understand. Someone got quite unhinged
July 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Not directed at you at all - if you would’ve been here last night you’d understand. Someone got quite unhinged
And then getting irrationally angry when you quite calmly point it out
July 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
And then getting irrationally angry when you quite calmly point it out
Well now how can you be expected to explain your thoughts to the self-appointed Bluesky Gatekeeper
July 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Well now how can you be expected to explain your thoughts to the self-appointed Bluesky Gatekeeper
First of all who made you the fucking gatekeeper of this app?
Second - nice adult reply “I hope you don’t have children”
With no due respect:
Fuck You
Cunt
Second - nice adult reply “I hope you don’t have children”
With no due respect:
Fuck You
Cunt
July 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
First of all who made you the fucking gatekeeper of this app?
Second - nice adult reply “I hope you don’t have children”
With no due respect:
Fuck You
Cunt
Second - nice adult reply “I hope you don’t have children”
With no due respect:
Fuck You
Cunt
Happy to hear but he’s missed on that other cesspool site
July 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Happy to hear but he’s missed on that other cesspool site
Midnight Marta Five Points-Lindbergh
July 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Midnight Marta Five Points-Lindbergh
Grady cuuuurrrrvvve!
July 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Grady cuuuurrrrvvve!
Why do you want them all to die
July 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Why do you want them all to die
About fucking time
But I’m sure Schumer will decide a memo is the better option
But I’m sure Schumer will decide a memo is the better option
July 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
About fucking time
But I’m sure Schumer will decide a memo is the better option
But I’m sure Schumer will decide a memo is the better option
Meanwhile they are flying people BACK from Gitmo
March 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Meanwhile they are flying people BACK from Gitmo
Don’t worry I’m sure Big Balls will be put in charge of the FAA investigation
March 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Don’t worry I’m sure Big Balls will be put in charge of the FAA investigation
I don’t know how this country comes back from this the cult has completely taken over the republican party
None of this is okay
None of this is okay
March 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I don’t know how this country comes back from this the cult has completely taken over the republican party
None of this is okay
None of this is okay
RFK Junior’s brain worm is on the move
March 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
RFK Junior’s brain worm is on the move
Useful idiot, perhaps
March 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Useful idiot, perhaps
The President of the United States is a russian asset.
March 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The President of the United States is a russian asset.
Jay Leno at a Hampton Inn is so relatable. He’s just like us!
November 21, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Jay Leno at a Hampton Inn is so relatable. He’s just like us!