Chris Lantz
umpirechris65.bsky.social
Chris Lantz
@umpirechris65.bsky.social
Dad to 3
Husband to Andrea
United Methodist pastor
High school sports official
September 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Onion continues to blur the line between satire and reality!
August 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
March 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Want to know what fascism looks like?

This is what fascism looks like…
February 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Dietrich Bonhoeffer bringing the heat
February 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
From the “cut off your nose to spite your face” department.

Also… comes to confirm that the “anti-DEI” movement is really all about racism…
February 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Pulled out my G-ETS mug this morning.

Feel like I’m going to have to REALLY lean into my education from there for the next few years…
February 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Friends, this is heresy.

Not only did Jesus NOT say any of this, Jesus actually said the opposite in scripture.

This version of “Christianity” has nothing to do with Jesus and it’s going to lead us to disaster.

Christ have mercy on us.
January 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM