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If the sandwich has mayo, it's straight to jayo
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If the sandwich has mayo, it's straight to jayo
I have all their concert tapes
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I have all their concert tapes
Amazing mind, that Nate Silver! He must win so much in poker!
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Amazing mind, that Nate Silver! He must win so much in poker!
Stewart Lee is king!
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Stewart Lee is king!
He doesn't get to decide who is a good Jew, and he also doesn't have the qualifications to decide who is or isn't stupid.
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
He doesn't get to decide who is a good Jew, and he also doesn't have the qualifications to decide who is or isn't stupid.
Dude's already been dead more times than I've been alive
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Dude's already been dead more times than I've been alive
They do death threats the right way!
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
They do death threats the right way!
What is the purpose of building these huge cathedrals/mosques/temples?
I think, especially dating back to medieval times, they were there to blow the minds of the poor and impress them into thinking god(s) are incredibly powerful
I think, especially dating back to medieval times, they were there to blow the minds of the poor and impress them into thinking god(s) are incredibly powerful
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What is the purpose of building these huge cathedrals/mosques/temples?
I think, especially dating back to medieval times, they were there to blow the minds of the poor and impress them into thinking god(s) are incredibly powerful
I think, especially dating back to medieval times, they were there to blow the minds of the poor and impress them into thinking god(s) are incredibly powerful
I'd give anything for them to have a sandwich lineup in court
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I'd give anything for them to have a sandwich lineup in court
How can Mamdani counteract the effect of Trump's overwhelming popularity in New York?
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
How can Mamdani counteract the effect of Trump's overwhelming popularity in New York?
Only Belarus still executes prisoners. Russia still has it on the books, but even they haven't executed a prisoner since 1996.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Only Belarus still executes prisoners. Russia still has it on the books, but even they haven't executed a prisoner since 1996.
Post Traumatic Sandwich Disorder
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Post Traumatic Sandwich Disorder
Canada ended executions in practice in the early 1960s, formally abolished the practice in the 70s. There has been no serious push to bring them back.
Anyway, good for Virginia, and I hope banning it will spread from there.
Anyway, good for Virginia, and I hope banning it will spread from there.
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Canada ended executions in practice in the early 1960s, formally abolished the practice in the 70s. There has been no serious push to bring them back.
Anyway, good for Virginia, and I hope banning it will spread from there.
Anyway, good for Virginia, and I hope banning it will spread from there.
That's what makes them convenient
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
That's what makes them convenient
He's the "intellectual" version of Bill Mahr
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
He's the "intellectual" version of Bill Mahr
People like Matty always take the worst bad-faith arguments from the right wing and pretend to take them as serious good faith arguments against the Democrats.
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
People like Matty always take the worst bad-faith arguments from the right wing and pretend to take them as serious good faith arguments against the Democrats.
Looks like someone is running to be the mayor of Unpleasantville.
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Looks like someone is running to be the mayor of Unpleasantville.
I was thinking quaaludes
November 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I was thinking quaaludes
Real "Lisa, don't eat meeeee!" vibes
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Real "Lisa, don't eat meeeee!" vibes
Orcs, I think
November 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Orcs, I think
"Look, when I SNAP my fingers, people do what I ask. It's that simple… except for the Democrats which is, frankly, quite treasonous. But we are looking at strongly dealing with that in the very near future."
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"Look, when I SNAP my fingers, people do what I ask. It's that simple… except for the Democrats which is, frankly, quite treasonous. But we are looking at strongly dealing with that in the very near future."
He could slip in the middle of the night... he could slip coming out of the shower… Marble can be very slippery! It's also quite hard!
November 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
He could slip in the middle of the night... he could slip coming out of the shower… Marble can be very slippery! It's also quite hard!
If the Dodgers hadn't elected to study renaissance art, the Blue Jays would have won.
November 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If the Dodgers hadn't elected to study renaissance art, the Blue Jays would have won.