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My Playa Name is Kyle
@umgeek.bsky.social
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Momma (of 3, 2 living). Weirdo. Twinja. Feminist (intersectional or nah). ND. Voter. Burner.
I do art & cook.
Nolite te bastardes carborundum.
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Right on. Here's an original for comparison. I'm guessing you're a neighb, so hullo neighb.
Penis Man art piece; white background, red lettering, black frame, & displayed on white brick wall at The Compound, Tempe, AZ, NYE 2019
August 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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This is Debbie. 🖤
Black kitty with a fluffy tail sitting, waiting, hoping that someone will put some kibbles & treats into the food puzzle box
April 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I dunno, it's that sort of thing that allows me to do this sort of thing.
Chocolate cupcakes, tiramisu, and layered rainbow cake covered with candies, Fortnight toys, Minecraft toys, monster candles, and more with Milo is 9 spelled out in licorice ropes Chocolate cupcakes, tiramisu, and layered rainbow cake covered with candies, Fortnight toys, Minecraft toys, monster candles, and more with Milo is 9 spelled out in licorice ropes Chocolate cupcakes, tiramisu, and layered rainbow cake covered with candies, Fortnight toys, Minecraft toys, monster candles, and more with Milo is 9 spelled out in licorice ropes Rainbow layer cake with Fortnight figurine, Minecraft creeper figurine, and monster candles. There is licorice ropes, part of a chocolate cupcake, and other candies visible.
March 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Merry Cheesemas!
Cutting board with several cheeses, jam, & topping vehicles. Mmm cheese.
December 25, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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Hey pet owners, #cat owners in particular - what do you recommend to keep litter boxes + your home from smelling? We have top entry box, use pretty litter & litter genie, clean frequently (scoop, wipe, etc).
Is there an additive? Air purifier? Something else?
Help me help Debbie.
Black kitty with fluffy tail sitting in the window.
December 23, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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#WIP planning another immersive #art space for an event next March. Going for a Moroccan cyberpunk/dystopian Marrakesh vibe.
Heavy fabric drapes cream background with royal elephants in red & gold, branches with yellow blooms, and small detailed patterns Heavyweight fabric with golds, reds, cream colored stylistic flowers on a black background
December 12, 2024 at 8:03 AM
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Winning at Monopoly & losing at everything else. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
White background & the word millionaire black text White background & the word dead black text
November 26, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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Nihilistic Hallmark ornaments weren't on my 2024 bingo card.
On a white background with a pine bough hangs a Hallmark Christmas ornament of an open green dumpster, the inside on fire, that says 'everything's fine' across the front.
November 18, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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Me on the inside vs me on the outside.
In front of an office building, at a podium, is a bright orange inflatable multi eyed monster with its arms in the air & mouth open wide screaming. I may seem calm enough on the outside, but I'm this monster on the inside. Middle aged white lady in glasses, wry smile, disheveled hair, just minding her own business, stupidly thinking she was viewed as a whole person by most of the USA. She was wrong. Orange inflatable monster is def losing its shite behind the calm exterior.
November 15, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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An illustration of a person in a blue shirt standing with crossed arms, looking out of a window at a city skyline under a dark, cloudy sky. The scene is drawn in a comic book style with muted colors. The window has green shutters, and an orange curtain partially covers the view. A yellow lamp is visible on the left side of the image. A speech bubble above the person reads, "What a stupid time to be alive," suggesting a tone of frustration or disbelief. The suggestion of tone is correct. I imagine I'll be using this comic panel a LOT over the next however many years. Fml
November 13, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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Trying to sort an idea for a challenge stop for #Idiotarod 2025. Our stop from 2020 was Lego Limbo. If you knocked the limbo stick down you had to do a shot of #Malort (our crew's preferred punishment liquor).
Open to ideas, almost anything goes (this event is in public during the day).
A man dressed as Robin, in a park, doing the limbo barefoot on Lego. A person who's not entirely visible queues up behind them and another woman watches. From Phoenix Idiotarod 2020 A person's leg covered in pumpkin colored legging & ending with a bare foot steps on a Lego covered tarp A woman leaning backward to go under the Lego Limbo stick in a park
November 13, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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November 12, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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Anyway, here's a cat pic of Debbie. Chilling in the window, looking down on the plebes.
Black cat lounging on a windowsill in bright sunlight, with its fluffy squirrel tail hanging over the edge and a blue towel below
November 12, 2024 at 5:52 AM
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If you see this, post any photo in your gallery with no explanation.
Leafless tree branch with 3D anatomical hearts internally lit with amber, orange, and red LEDs, Fetus Fruits, and strands of iridescent beads attached. Fetus Fruits are transparent, round containers that contain a fetus with an umbilical cord each lit from within with RGB color changing lights, topped with leaves. The hearts and Fetus Fruits are attached as if they're part of the tree. The image is backlit with blacklights.
November 10, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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This isn't as helpful as I'd hoped, esp bc Walgreens plainly said ppl could be refused prescribed Rx based on the pharmacist's religious beliefs.
But, attached is the gist from Goods Unite Us.
November 10, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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One bowl of fluffy black kitten, please. 😻
October 22, 2024 at 6:44 AM
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We took her soft cone off for a night & she groomed a bald spot into her fur. Oh, Debbie. 🫠
October 17, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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Debbie is a pretty (spayed & a wee stoned) flower. 💜
Kitten with black medium-length hair wearing a pastel purple surgical suit and a pastel purple soft cone shaped like a flower. The kitten is lying on a brown and cream faux fur blanket. There is a stuffed hedgehog, an indeterminate pastel purple stuffy, and a little blue monster stuffy around her.
October 7, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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I need to remember that I have this as a sm option.
Debbie pic bc she's adorable.
Napping black kitten with an arm around her stuffed Gumby toy on one side and a stuffed & smiling anatomical heart on the other side
September 24, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #310,887!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #310,887, My Playa Name is Kyle ‪@umgeek.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 16, 2023"
September 24, 2024 at 2:36 AM