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Jannik Sinner today:
November 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
They look great, but were they told to look miserable or something? And why are they all standing so far apart? Were they trying to make it look like an ad for Real Housewives of Riyadh? That's just a very basic photography composition issue that even I could've fixed! #WTA #WTAFinals
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Zero close matches at Six Kings. Maybe this is what happens when everyone gets paid a ton and nobody GAF
October 19, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Compare the number of stars in the womens doubles QFs versus the mens. Actually there were hardly any singles top 100 men in the entire mens doubles draw. If it's because of Bo5 then I'd say it's another reason to scrap it #USOpen
September 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
it's not gonna happen but...what if she gets double bageled again? 😵‍💫 # USOpen
September 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Krejcikova's got her right where she wants her #USOpen
September 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
51 unforced errors from Krejcikova in that match and TEN fewer points than Townsend. Sounds about right tbh #USOpen
August 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I can't tell if this diva is one of the crazy bettors @benrothenberg.bsky.social wrote about, or just a really vocal Krejcikova stan, but my god he is annoying! #USOpen
August 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Vibration dampeners are the new broken necklaces
August 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
who is this man in Krejcikova's box and why isn't he in my box? #USOpen
August 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A lot of people on X talking about how this iconic era is now over. Well currently at the #USOpen we have a match between maybe the two biggest players from this era who remain - Azarenka vs Pavlyuchenkova - although Vika's ranking is now #132 ... it might be over for her too
August 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Gay niche reference alert: Claire from ANTM season 10 #USOpen
August 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
It's hard to feel sad about the end of Kvitova's career when her comeback was like this. Played only big tourneys, no ITFs, beat Begu, lost the rest, won one game against Parry today.

She deserves a great send-off but it should've been at Wimbledon where everyone knows her and cares, not here.
August 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'm surprised that the #CincyOpen gender pay gap isn't getting more attention and criticism. The fact that the tournament owner Ben Navarro's LITERAL OWN DAUGHTER is in the women's draw makes it all the more baffling and shameful.

www.marca.com/en/tennis/20...
August 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM
We just need one of these hoes to be sick or injured (Yastremska??)
August 15, 2025 at 10:43 AM
7k likes on this tweet. Incredible that the WTA splashed a bunch of money on a rebrand done by an agency that doesn't understand the basic graphic design concept of colour coding (and something so easy to fix, and yet....they haven't...)
August 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Not to piss on mixed doubles, but it makes no sense to have the women's SFs played back to back from 1:30pm, as they'll be done by the time everyone in Europe finishes work. Why not put mixed doubles first (or on the weekend), followed by the two SFs so they can finish later? #Wimbledon
July 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
People love to blame "the unpaid social media intern" but I'm pretty sure the US Open must be using ChatGPT to do its Twitter posts at this point, because there's no way in hell a human could make this mistake...right...? #Wimbledon #USOpen #Bencic
July 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Oh FFS just bring back the line judges this situation is just silly #Wimbledon
July 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Mind you she was doing all this at like 4-4 in the third. She hit two unforced errors and acted like the world was ending, when she was still very much in the match at an even level #Wimbledon
July 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Iga vs DanYell next #Wimbledon
July 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
How long now before Donna Vekic fires Sascha? Has any coaching career gone downhill so quickly? #Wimbledon
July 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
C*rson Br*nstine
July 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
3 hours 26 minutes and a saved match point in the third. The Era of Sasnovich continues!! #Wimbledon
June 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM