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Heather
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Librarian 📚Gamer 🎮 Metalhead 🤘Horror Lover 💀Coffee junkie ☕️ Furbabies 🐾 Pro-Democracy & Pro-Equality 💙 Big fan of the cursey words 🤬 and very pissed off at the state of the world.
They’re just going full speed ahead, using a tragedy to cancel free speech. But the left are the ones guilty of “cancel culture” and capitalizing on tragedy?? Make it make sense.
September 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Every time I see this guy lately, I can’t help but think this is the only thought going through his head
September 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Happy #caturday! Cinder loves being the typical bothersome little sister, incessantly pestering Ember.
August 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If nothing else good comes out of 2025, at least we can rejoice that we’re at least finally getting #Silksong after 6 YEARS of waiting! 🙌
August 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I can just picture Newsom laughing his ass off the entire time he types this shit out.
August 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I will forever use this meme and it will never get old.
August 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I typically restrain myself from decorating for Halloween until at least Labor Day, but I don’t know if I can wait that long this year! 🧡
August 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Most of the time the weirdness of this stupid timeline we are trapped in is just heinous bullshit, but sometimes it’s gold.
July 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Quote with your top 4 favorite reads this far in the year! 📚💙
July 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I think I’m getting the hang of this crochet thing. (First project Frodo has some flaws 😆, Gandalf was next, then little alien). Frodo’s sword Sting and the alien glow in the dark! 😊
July 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
When BookList, a publication of the American Library Association, uses the wrong “there” in *their* email for a webinar 🤦‍♀️😤
July 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s #NationalKittenDay so here’s a few pics of Cinder when she was just a little fuzz ball. That green mouse toy in pic 2 is still her favorite.
July 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Cinder at 5 weeks, then at 2 years now.
July 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
July 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We had some pretty bad flooding here last night, several people have homes that are completed ruined and one even floating down freely down a street, and this is the comment from a trumper. Why am I not surprised? They are completely devoid of empathy.
July 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It would be very appropriate if it rained over the majority of the country for July 4 and prevented the fireworks displays. We have no cause to celebrate our independence from tyranny and governmental overreach any longer.
July 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
June 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
He says they dropped a “full payload of BOMBS” and ended with “NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!” If anyone reads that and doesn’t see that he is deranged and incompetent then they are too far gone themselves.
June 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Do not be fooled, this is not shoes, this is cat. Happy #caturday!
June 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I would’ve enjoyed seeing JAWS in theater, especially since the anniversary falls on my birthday, but of course the shitty Cinemark in my city didn’t participate.

Regardless, Happy Jaws day!
June 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Attendance from the Hands off Protest, April 5 > No Kings Protest June 14. This is a RED TX city, population approx. 120,000. This is amazing, so proud to see my hometown turn out!
💙💙💙 #NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Don’t know how they manage it but this @effinbirds.com calendar always meets the moment.
June 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Mike Flanagan adapting Stephen King, based on previous adaptations, is already bound to be brilliant, but this cast is 🔥.

After Midnight Mass, Samantha Sloyan as Margaret White is going to be fucking terrifying and properly deranged.
June 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The eye of Cind-auron!
May 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
She’s lucky she’s cute.
May 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM