Mr. Umbilicus
@umbilicalprophet.bsky.social
Navel loving moron who must learn to be patient.
25 years old. 🔞18+ account. No minors
25 years old. 🔞18+ account. No minors
All the old paintings on the tombs,
They do the sand dance,
Don't you know?
They do the sand dance,
Don't you know?
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
All the old paintings on the tombs,
They do the sand dance,
Don't you know?
They do the sand dance,
Don't you know?
Is this the first time we’ve seen Nikki with a nipple fully shown?
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Is this the first time we’ve seen Nikki with a nipple fully shown?
Wait, never mind. I didn’t read what was quoted.
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Wait, never mind. I didn’t read what was quoted.
What do you mean “bopped” for this?
December 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
What do you mean “bopped” for this?
Does it have belly physics? I remember seeing a VR chat model that had a very squishy belly. You could even push in its belly button.
December 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Does it have belly physics? I remember seeing a VR chat model that had a very squishy belly. You could even push in its belly button.
Woah, that belly button has some depth.
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Woah, that belly button has some depth.
Steel Ball, you say?
a close up of a cartoon character with a green mouth
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a green mouth
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Steel Ball, you say?
Just a huge cave to step in and snuggle inside
December 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Just a huge cave to step in and snuggle inside