Umberto
@umberto2.bsky.social
Be right back; building a Dyson sphere around the solar system.
Homeland Security right now
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Homeland Security right now
This guy is a definitional incel. He’s probably only ever had any kind of sexual activity through monetary transactions.
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This guy is a definitional incel. He’s probably only ever had any kind of sexual activity through monetary transactions.
Sometimes I lament all the 1/6ers and assorted human detritus who were pardoned and let out of prison by Trump, but then I realize a new dragnet is going to one day send them all back to the pen. They are all working these forces now, let’s be honest.
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Sometimes I lament all the 1/6ers and assorted human detritus who were pardoned and let out of prison by Trump, but then I realize a new dragnet is going to one day send them all back to the pen. They are all working these forces now, let’s be honest.
I work in digital marketing and sometimes people bring up Grok like it’s something legitimate to use professionally. No, it is not.
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I work in digital marketing and sometimes people bring up Grok like it’s something legitimate to use professionally. No, it is not.
Wait, he doesn’t idealize THIS New England?
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Wait, he doesn’t idealize THIS New England?
Captain America knew what to do with these types of assholes
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Captain America knew what to do with these types of assholes
Who’s the asshole in charge?
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Who’s the asshole in charge?
Just found some loser chud on Facebook that left this open to the public. Not posting it for any other reason than to just make fun of the guy. Like Peter Gabriel would want anything to do with a cretin like Charlie Kirk. These MAGA dorks are such massive losers.
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Just found some loser chud on Facebook that left this open to the public. Not posting it for any other reason than to just make fun of the guy. Like Peter Gabriel would want anything to do with a cretin like Charlie Kirk. These MAGA dorks are such massive losers.
2025 America if Gore won
October 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
2025 America if Gore won
The first exact minute when possible, this thing needs a wrecking ball slammed into it with the force of all mankind.
October 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The first exact minute when possible, this thing needs a wrecking ball slammed into it with the force of all mankind.
This got deleted, which is a shame, because it’s true and I sign off on it.
October 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This got deleted, which is a shame, because it’s true and I sign off on it.
I mean, it’s corrupt as all hell. Thomas takes bribes. It’s as far right as Attila the Hun. And it ignores precedent and uses the shadow docket to render itself illegitimate. It’s all three—to the MAX! If only Gore had won. We’d live here.
October 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I mean, it’s corrupt as all hell. Thomas takes bribes. It’s as far right as Attila the Hun. And it ignores precedent and uses the shadow docket to render itself illegitimate. It’s all three—to the MAX! If only Gore had won. We’d live here.
Having fun with ChatGPT today after news bit about how Morgan Whalen is racist and how Zach Bryan sold out a giant stadium. Who are these people now?
October 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Having fun with ChatGPT today after news bit about how Morgan Whalen is racist and how Zach Bryan sold out a giant stadium. Who are these people now?
JD Vance was pudgey loser in high school with no friends and is still a pudgey loser today with no friends.
October 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
JD Vance was pudgey loser in high school with no friends and is still a pudgey loser today with no friends.
The eventual endpoint of the Networked State
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The eventual endpoint of the Networked State