Uma Kompton
@umakompton.bsky.social
Anti bullying advocate, Professional Sabrina Carpenter hater, Sewerside survivor, Sex Trafficking Survivor, Abortionist, Mother, Virgin
Uma Kompton has officially declined performing at the upcoming #SuperBowl halftime show. (Via HITSDD)
September 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Uma Kompton has officially declined performing at the upcoming #SuperBowl halftime show. (Via HITSDD)
this republican woman chased me down the street because she thought i stole her vape 😭
August 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
this republican woman chased me down the street because she thought i stole her vape 😭
I’m Finna Pick My Son Up From School.
July 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’m Finna Pick My Son Up From School.
This is the only dick i got ( its from my lesbean era)
April 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is the only dick i got ( its from my lesbean era)
when its april 2nd and your son still a Gracie Abrams stan
April 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
when its april 2nd and your son still a Gracie Abrams stan
Polyamorous individuals are no longer permitted to join the U.S. military.
February 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Polyamorous individuals are no longer permitted to join the U.S. military.
Like a poem said by a lady in red…
February 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Like a poem said by a lady in red…
Down at the Afro-Korean Film Conference….
February 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Down at the Afro-Korean Film Conference….
Haven‘t they suffered enough???!!!
January 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Haven‘t they suffered enough???!!!
First abortion of the year 🖇. Simon lost his licence drink driving so we have to take the train 🙄
January 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
First abortion of the year 🖇. Simon lost his licence drink driving so we have to take the train 🙄
Can i be the first one to get some robot dick
January 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Can i be the first one to get some robot dick
Republicans be like:
December 28, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Republicans be like:
me showing up to dinner on Christmas just to get free food and suck my uncles dick after two glasses of wine
December 25, 2024 at 10:51 PM
me showing up to dinner on Christmas just to get free food and suck my uncles dick after two glasses of wine
Santas not the only one coming
tonight 🎄🍪🥛💦
tonight 🎄🍪🥛💦
December 25, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Santas not the only one coming
tonight 🎄🍪🥛💦
tonight 🎄🍪🥛💦
2024 ending with a bang, they finally got that fraud Sabrina Carpenter
December 17, 2024 at 10:45 AM
2024 ending with a bang, they finally got that fraud Sabrina Carpenter
wondering if a trans person will forget that they're trans when Alzheimer's kick in
December 16, 2024 at 9:55 PM
wondering if a trans person will forget that they're trans when Alzheimer's kick in
Her mom deserved better than an evil ungrateful sl*t of a daughter
December 15, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Her mom deserved better than an evil ungrateful sl*t of a daughter
y’all remember when we used to make ice and use it as a dildo??😭
December 14, 2024 at 5:31 PM
y’all remember when we used to make ice and use it as a dildo??😭
That because Katy Perry's latest album was worse than murder
December 13, 2024 at 9:36 PM
That because Katy Perry's latest album was worse than murder
Reports of Bashar Al Assad on Russian grindr
December 13, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Reports of Bashar Al Assad on Russian grindr
Mariah about to send her rockin around the khia tree
December 11, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Mariah about to send her rockin around the khia tree
The rumours are true. Jay Z fingered my innocent 🐱 when I was 13. I'm ready to tell my storey #ImJaneDoe #JayZ #Beyonce #StrongWoman #MeToo
December 9, 2024 at 6:32 AM
The rumours are true. Jay Z fingered my innocent 🐱 when I was 13. I'm ready to tell my storey #ImJaneDoe #JayZ #Beyonce #StrongWoman #MeToo
I can see Jacob Elordi playing him in the biopic!
December 8, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I can see Jacob Elordi playing him in the biopic!
