I’ll likely think of something that supersedes this, but I want to believe isakai was actually an American invention with the Wizard of Oz around the turn of the 20th century.

6th Draft

Educational games to play with son: typing of the day

To know Eddie Kingston… is to know a man who was never a boy.

If I ever come up with a "most regrettable moments" list, one of those in the top five needs to be "write a book about time travel."

Ayo! Apple Music just got what’s like, the third best live album behind Stop Making Sense and The Killers “Live From The Royal Albert Hall”. music.apple.com/us/album/aug...

From du monde to doo doo butter, behold the life fantastique.

Been trying to figure out the difference between philosophy and new age mysticism and the only thing I’m coming up with is new age mysticism sometimes uses a physical prop ala balls or stars or whatever while philosophy just needs the mind.

I keep trying to think of infallible words of wisdom to tell my son, and all I keep coming back to is, “don’t ever put icy-hot on your dick”.

Does anyone know if toaster temperatures are standardized? Like is the max always the same temp and duration regardless of brand?

@firemancer.bsky.social test test test. Round mound of pound town

Watching the baby monitor at night is like watching a really big storm potentially headed your way on radar. You look for little marginal victories like the storm deviating slightly so you won’t get hit by the worst part or that they’ve grunted five minutes straight only to let out a big fart.

Fourth Draft

One moment, you frequent the booty clubs, and the next four years, you and somebody's daughter raisin' y'all own young'n.

UshiGaroshi is the Muay Thai of wrestling moves.

With Slowdive's 2017 s/t album, it's like they heard what The Antlers were doing and realized they could do it so much better. And then The Antlers put out whatever the hell that was last year. Here's hoping the new Slowdive won't suffer the same fate.

With all the urologists out there nowawadays, is there really that much of a vas deferens from one doc to the next?

Kinda crazy that in the next few years, we should start seeing Dota pros who capital-L literally grew up with the game. Like from 2008ish or whenever it was valve picked it up. Makes me wonder if other sports saw a pickup in performance once they were a generation deep.

Poop is coming out