my sw fanfic features a slimy gungan that the burgeoning empire loves to publish the writing of, named jar jar wells

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IMPORTANT: I do not *yet* have access to a time machine. if you want to yell at me about this evil plan you must first provide me with a time portal so I can become the evil villain you think I am

should have at least made it like an Eric Andre skit like walking around new York with a very ink-bled sign that says 'LEGALIZE BEING WET' and acting like it's a very important issue

I literally switched to Firefox to get away from this what the fuckkkkkkkkk

no I get it she's a manic library pixie who dreams up angel girls

damn I gotta bleach my hair again

I forgot to mention the part where this is during a snowstorm with enough snow on the ground that you can't see the lines on the road

idk. I could write a whole thing about how an unamplified lute isn't quite capable of producing sounds in the way an electric guitar can, but you're mostly right anyway
you know there's another time traveler at the inn when some guy is playing Schism to an astounded audience