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mac and cheese fucking me up
November 29, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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A motherfucker could rob me with a single chitterling tbh.

Keep em away from me fr.
I’ve been getting whacked all day for eating chitlins. Am I the only knee-grow left that still eats them??? #blacksky
November 29, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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alright so let’s rename! for the rebrand I wanted to lean more into the beauty supply experience . even more specific, I wanted it to be like picking a scented oil rollerball. Tons of choices & experiences to choose from

Basically i want the site to feel like ur standing in front of one of these
November 28, 2024 at 10:13 PM
i ate down i just cannot get over it!!!
November 29, 2024 at 1:35 PM
OI MATE!
November 23, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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Been casually rewatching Seinfeld again, just finished the Susan arc. Insane they did that, insane they got away with it, top tier TV
November 21, 2024 at 6:03 AM
just dropped my oldest off for school
November 20, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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You may lose ya phone and wallet but Alicia Keys still there
November 19, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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That bitch hoodhealer got on here and said the key to healing post-parton depression was “proper gut health”

I ain’t never blocked a unemployed hoe so fast in my life
November 20, 2024 at 1:35 AM
this shit is genuinely incomprehensible.
UPDATE: Prosecutors told the judge overseeing Trump's hush money trial to press pause on his sentencing to allow for more debate on the legal issues at play
New York Prosecutors Want Judge To Hold Off On Trump Hush Money Sentencing
Judge Juan Merchan will need to decide what to do with the case, even if that means dismissing it entirely.
www.huffpost.com
November 20, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Post you from a different era of your life.
November 20, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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Since no one is looking I say whatever I want-

Avocado is just green butter
November 18, 2024 at 7:53 PM
aloe!
November 19, 2024 at 11:46 PM
the negativity on twitter is…wow
November 19, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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Mind you this what I be doing:
November 19, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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Three daughters of Malcolm X have filed a $100 million lawsuit against the FBI, CIA and NYPD.

The lawsuit alleges that the agencies were aware of and involved in the plot to assassinate Malcolm X, and failed to prevent his murder.
November 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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Meg went off on ungrateful and it was not appreciated enough for me!
November 15, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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I love #MeganActII so much. These my faves fr.

Bigger in Texas
Motion
Right Now
Number One Rule
Roc Steady
Bourbon
Mamushi Remix
November 15, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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It’s me losing my biggest platform right before Black Friday LOL. Get prepared 2 be sick of me !
November 15, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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Ok Nevermind he needs to be fired
November 15, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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The Shade Room and DJ Vlad seem to be on this app. I started this list because I do not want their foolishness on my feed. I felt like sharing.

bsky.app/profile/did:...

#blacksky
November 14, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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i’m being soooooo normal and regular this time 🙂
finna pretend I never acted crazy on the internet before
November 14, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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Diddy putting his funky ass voice on damaged by danity Kane pisses me off so bad because it was so unnecessary
November 15, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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skeets is crazy. why not flutters
I am not calling posts on here “skeets”. That is not classy. We gotta come up with something else. QUICKLY.
November 15, 2024 at 9:25 PM