Joe Friday I'm In Love
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Ain't where I'm from (Bronx); I'm where I'm at (Midwest). But not mad about it. Middle-aged, out of shape, hate Nazis and anarchists.
After the horse from History Of The World, Part 1.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
After the horse from History Of The World, Part 1.
Revenge of the Dorks.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Revenge of the Dorks.
Yeah, I agree with you.
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yeah, I agree with you.
Like, I don't think this cave or whatever is going to mean anything. I do think it is good for people to maintain optimistic vibes even when bad stuff happens. And deciding Chuck Schumer is the main enemy of the Republic is (A) not true and (B) bad for morale.
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Like, I don't think this cave or whatever is going to mean anything. I do think it is good for people to maintain optimistic vibes even when bad stuff happens. And deciding Chuck Schumer is the main enemy of the Republic is (A) not true and (B) bad for morale.
I mostly want to be quippy and dumb on a microblogging website because my job is sometimes boring.
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I mostly want to be quippy and dumb on a microblogging website because my job is sometimes boring.
I don't want the vibes to improve for the sake of ancient losers in the Senate Democratic Caucus. I want vibes to improve for the sake of myself and the people I care about and my country. And if that means not losing it when the Senators do bad counterproductive shit, I can live with that.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I don't want the vibes to improve for the sake of ancient losers in the Senate Democratic Caucus. I want vibes to improve for the sake of myself and the people I care about and my country. And if that means not losing it when the Senators do bad counterproductive shit, I can live with that.
The ambient presence of firearms in daily life degrades safety in ways well beyond the immediate possibility of being shot down by some guy in a parking lot.
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The ambient presence of firearms in daily life degrades safety in ways well beyond the immediate possibility of being shot down by some guy in a parking lot.
Of course. Most interactions with members of the public do not involve a firearm on that end (and even those which do are rarely dangerous to the cop). But Americans really are unusually heavily armed and it's understandable (not justifiable) to fear getting shot by John Q, who might well be armed.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Of course. Most interactions with members of the public do not involve a firearm on that end (and even those which do are rarely dangerous to the cop). But Americans really are unusually heavily armed and it's understandable (not justifiable) to fear getting shot by John Q, who might well be armed.
He would have if they hadn't begun before 9/11.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
He would have if they hadn't begun before 9/11.
James Bond is Homer Simpson. He's 36 years old and grew up listening to Grand Funk Railroad.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
James Bond is Homer Simpson. He's 36 years old and grew up listening to Grand Funk Railroad.
Revenge of the Dorks.
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Revenge of the Dorks.
Yeah, the issue is that pretty much any adversarial interaction between agents of the law and members of the public is plausibly an armed interaction on the part of the member of the public. Because any given member of the American public is plausibly armed.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Yeah, the issue is that pretty much any adversarial interaction between agents of the law and members of the public is plausibly an armed interaction on the part of the member of the public. Because any given member of the American public is plausibly armed.
Cast a ream of paper. The name's Bond, Twenty-Four Pound Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Cast a ream of paper. The name's Bond, Twenty-Four Pound Bond.
Maybe he’s just really interested in Homo Floresiensis.
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Maybe he’s just really interested in Homo Floresiensis.
This is pretty much the story George Santos was pitching, isn't it?
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This is pretty much the story George Santos was pitching, isn't it?
A lot of people are mad at arithmetic and are taking it out on the (admittedly unsatisfactory) folks who currently hold the wrong end of the numerical stick.
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
A lot of people are mad at arithmetic and are taking it out on the (admittedly unsatisfactory) folks who currently hold the wrong end of the numerical stick.
Make him dance! Let's see the Bondtusi!
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Make him dance! Let's see the Bondtusi!
I mean, this is the consequence of the Democrats having lost last year. If they had won last year, this wouldn't have happened. They would have let us down to some degree in one way or another, but it would be much much better. Them losing again won't make it better.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I mean, this is the consequence of the Democrats having lost last year. If they had won last year, this wouldn't have happened. They would have let us down to some degree in one way or another, but it would be much much better. Them losing again won't make it better.
Poor Fordham doesn't deserve this. Vince Lombardi should haunt her from beyond the grave.
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Poor Fordham doesn't deserve this. Vince Lombardi should haunt her from beyond the grave.
Canto, like the poems by that Nazi traitor Ezra Pound. Seems fair enough.
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Canto, like the poems by that Nazi traitor Ezra Pound. Seems fair enough.
Avoiding the scourge of the misbegotten elongated human spine is a daily win, man.
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Avoiding the scourge of the misbegotten elongated human spine is a daily win, man.
He takes down Cornpop at the public pool.
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
He takes down Cornpop at the public pool.
Why does he do anything? Because he a fucking idiot driven entirely by status anxiety and unearned self-regard.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Why does he do anything? Because he a fucking idiot driven entirely by status anxiety and unearned self-regard.
I mean, we probably should have fewer rinky dink jurisdictions which exist primarily to funnel penny ante graft into the hands of hyper-local operators. But that's an even bigger job.
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I mean, we probably should have fewer rinky dink jurisdictions which exist primarily to funnel penny ante graft into the hands of hyper-local operators. But that's an even bigger job.
We should pay our public officials very nicely and afford them very comfortable conditions of employment.
And if they violate their responsibilities to the public, we should fucking end them.
And if they violate their responsibilities to the public, we should fucking end them.
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
We should pay our public officials very nicely and afford them very comfortable conditions of employment.
And if they violate their responsibilities to the public, we should fucking end them.
And if they violate their responsibilities to the public, we should fucking end them.