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ultrajohn.bsky.social
Johnathan
@ultrajohn.bsky.social
The most unnecessary backup account I've ever made
"His method is unconventional effective meth"
*Breaking Bad intro theme*

(That is the edited line I'm expecting for this scene lmao)
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I'm eternally grateful for YTP'd Ranger on my Bornmas 🥳🥳🥳
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Happy birthday to me

I really hope for the adventures this year
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Ollo
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Took me a second to analyze lol

MERRY BORNMAS!!!! 🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I made this a while back

(Loud warning ⚠️)
October 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The f*cking constructive piano again!?!!!!
October 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This has been my official greeting ever since you made the adventures

Literally what I send in a new DM every time!
October 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
KEK SAAS???
October 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Both payments are good
October 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
How literally any character in the end of a movie would act when the villain is defeated and or killed
September 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
September 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Boi
August 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
YOU WERE SO QUICK TO MILK THAT!!!
IT TURNED OUT AMAZING!!!
I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I GOT THE SHEEEEEE-
August 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
HeavyheavyHEAVY taught her well!!!

I've yet to meet one that can outsmart Pomni *theme song plays*
August 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Zooble can turn into a Machamp from Pokemon confirmed

Also, why couldn't the TOMMY GUN beat the constructive piano????
August 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
WE NEED TO FIND THE TOMMY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!
*Proceeds to break reality*
August 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Caine rn
August 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
August 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM