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Ultra Bad At Games
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the chemicals in the water turned me into a gamer
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execute order 66 pwease
A key scene from Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith, in which Chancellor Palpatine, wearing a black hooded robe, gives the command to a clone trooper to "execute order 66" via hologram. Palpatine's face has been replaced with an edit of JD Vance.
September 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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made this video in 2021. peak comedy.
August 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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with so many things happening all the time, it's easy for important stories to be sidelined and go unseen.
An edit of the pooping toothpaste meme featuring J.D. "Jingle Dingle" Vance folding his arms and staring intensely at the viewer. His expression is that of a man challenging the focus of his steely gaze to do anything about the fact he is currently extruding a large amount of toothpaste onto the floor, and taking smug satisfaction in the knowledge that you cannot stop him. The minty freshness will continue to flow, and you have no choice but to accept it. Say thank you.
August 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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my shrimp guy
From Elden Ring, a close-up shot of the NPC Big Boggart (left) tending his big pot of shrimp (right).
August 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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"chiner"
a breathtakingly accurate microsoft paint rendition of united states president donald "juandice" trump highlighting his very kissable lips, bountiful chest, and radiant skin. the precise separation of his index finger and thumb is labelled: "approx. tinky winky size".
July 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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A browser prompt reading: "The Roaring Knight wants to: Know your location". There are two options: Block or Allow. The text "The Roaring Knight" is stylized like a Deltarune text box.
July 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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The "My body is a machine that turns X into Y" meme, edited to say "My (Microsoft Logo) is a machine that turns (WSJ headline reporting Microsoft's acquisition of Activision Blizzard for $75 billion) into (Verge headline reporting Microsoft planning 'major' Xbox layoffs in 2025)"
June 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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i hope he enjoys his new home
Omni man thinks he misses breakout character Tenna from the video game Deltarune. Tenna is depicted mid-dance partially inside Omni man's speech bubble.
June 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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A cartoon of a man peering through a window saying "yes... ha ha ha... YES!" with implied nefarious glee. The original cartoon is by Stan Kelly, and the man is labelled 'me' instead of the original caption 'sickos'.
June 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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merry crisis hope you all eat lotsa spaghetti
Papyrus Undertale looking very buff and cool and festive with 3 pairs of sunglasses (one for each of his bulging biceps and one for his face) and a Santa hat. The picture has been festively augmented with holly and bells and a decorated pine tree and spaghetti. The text reads: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
December 24, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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gus can get it idc don't @ me
A result screen from Crazy Taxi. Gus is the cabbie, he served 84 customers and banked $37,732.21, which he'll need to pay for the ludicrous amounts of vehicular and property crime he committed.
November 16, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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when the creature is featured:
high contrast image of a cat intended to convey a feeling of extreme unease
November 14, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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Gabriel ULTRAKILL fact checks this post and finds it is true.
November 13, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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me when I realize I have fallen for another of your nefarious japes:
Mario and Luigi look at you in some state of shock and offense. Luigi's eyes have shrunk in their sockets and his razor-sharp teeth are bared to compose a frankly demonic visage. Mario seems normal.
November 11, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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beansky
November 4, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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what if crazy taxi was called 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 taxi
The results screen for Crazy Taxi. With Gena as the cabbie, the player served 62 customers, earned $31,882.43, acquired a CRAZY!!! class license, and placed first in the rankings.
November 4, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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NYEH HEH HEH! I'VE BECOME A ROYAL GOURDSMAN!

#undertale #papyrus #halloween #pumpkin
A pumpkin into which the face of The Great Papyrus is carved. Candlelight illuminates this famous visage.
November 1, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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i made a spreadsheet for it and everything
Screenshot of an Excel spreadsheet breaking down the weights, amounts, and costs of all of the ingredients called for in The Soup. The total comes to $35,112.21.
October 28, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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throwback to when my sister sent me The Soup recipe and i calculated the cost of the ingredients was over $35k. I no longer have the link to the recipe but I do have this thing:
Heavy TF2 explains that this stew (pictured) costs $35,000
October 28, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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how i be looking at my best friend after he steals my star in mario party
Waluigi looksmaxxing at you, disapprovingly.
October 24, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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October 22, 2024 at 8:51 PM