Jared
ultimatej2d2.bsky.social
Jared
@ultimatej2d2.bsky.social
41/gay demi/liberal
📍Peoria IL
📺 Marvel/Heartstopper/Buffy/Star Wars
📚 The Cradle series
🎮 Final Fantasy/Legend of Zelda/Pokemon
💪🏼 Gym (working on getting into shape)
🐕 No pets but a dog person
Socially Awkward but try to have a good heart 💜
Now we know why Trump fought Peter on Family Guy
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Great weekend in LA attending the Cradle animatic premiere! 💙💙
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My milkshakes bring all the killers to the yard 🥤🥤
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
October 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Pokémon team using the last letter of your name
October 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You whenever you see it 😂
October 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
And look who I got! 😁
October 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Well this isn't ominous at all 🫣
September 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I needed a laugh. 😂😂
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Wanda and Pietro Maximoff & Billy and Tommy Maximoff in other universes 🫣😂😂😂
September 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Angry girlboss here ✌🏼
September 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
September 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The NRA being less transphobic than they are racist was not on my bingo card! 🤯
September 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm worried that there's an unclothed version 😰
September 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If Ruaridh ends up being revealed to be Tommy Maximoff in Vision Quest next year, this will retroactively be an even funnier post. 😂
September 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The real reason Franklin Richards revived Sue.

He gazed into the multiverse and saw the episode of Family Guy where Lois is in prison and the rest of the family is left to fend for themselves.

He was like "That is not happening to me, mom. Get back here!"
August 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It's giving
August 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
We all know who really beat him though! 😉
August 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Instagram is really making it difficult to justify staying there. 🤬
August 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Two days off from the full moon perhaps
August 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"What time is it?"

#FantasticFour TIME!!
July 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Finally an answer to the age old question.

To be this woman's villain origin story.
July 18, 2025 at 11:32 AM
July 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Or we can link them to her and we'll know as the body's start piling up
July 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I had heard that Yahtzee's had written opinions about Superman back in the 1940s so I did a quick Google search to try to find them.

Interestingly enough, guess who is the top search result?
July 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM