Hajime Hinata
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Hajime Hinata
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Your average talentless reserve course student.


| Parody/RP | Any/All |

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1DqSnWvq9QhExFX6hLv8jK7Us98cXEKEH
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'
. 'But, I had no talent.
. Not in sports, neither in arts,
. nor in luck.
. Not in anything.'
. [ HAJIME HINATA JOINS
. PARODY ]
.
I miss my wife.
December 4, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I fucking love Kendrick.
November 29, 2024 at 11:23 AM
November 25, 2024 at 9:43 AM
//You can tell tsumugi’s a saimatsu shipper
November 25, 2024 at 9:32 AM
//the entirety of danganronpa could have been prevented if a dude just came out of the closet
November 25, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Why are you guys so mean about the size of my chest, Gundam’s are like 2 cm bigger :(
November 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Tryna play UDG then suddenly getting jumpscared by the 6576464th fanservice scene
November 23, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Man trial 5 sure was a tough one.
November 23, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Izuru automatically takes over when I’m severely injured as some kinda weird defense mechanism.

I’d like to imagine that he cares about me but I highly doubt it.
November 23, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Sorry to disapoint.
November 22, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I’m not a cyborg, just a workaholic.
November 22, 2024 at 2:33 PM
You’re shouting at a brick wall, man.
i can still try though yeah?
Please don’t do that he doesn’t listen.
November 22, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Please don’t do that he doesn’t listen.
well next time he shows up im gonna give him a real talking to!
He kicks my shit in mentally I physically can’t stop him.
November 21, 2024 at 10:56 AM
He kicks my shit in mentally I physically can’t stop him.
thats kinda screwed up. he should stop that.
Yes, like a lot.
November 20, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Yes, like a lot.
well im glad youre okay! but jeeze...thats a lot. and he just does that?
I-I’m fine… you get used to the mental whiplash after 20 or so switches…
November 20, 2024 at 10:23 AM
I-I’m fine… you get used to the mental whiplash after 20 or so switches…
[He's a bit startled by this, letting out a little yelp.]

"Jesus...yeah. I hate when he does that too holy shit...Are you okay?"

[He also doesn't like the information being shared around like that. He's got enough guilt. as is.]
Hm, I’m sure it’s somewhe-

*in the span of half a second Hajime’s hair rapidly grew*

“He manufactured and made the blueprints for all the executions, the bike was used on the corn-haired one.”

*His hair then immediately regressed back to it’s normal length*

Gah! Fuck I hate when you do that…
November 19, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Hm, I’m sure it’s somewhe-

*in the span of half a second Hajime’s hair rapidly grew*

“He manufactured and made the blueprints for all the executions, the bike was used on the corn-haired one.”

*His hair then immediately regressed back to it’s normal length*

Gah! Fuck I hate when you do that…
November 19, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Didn’t almost finish that bike that had a max speed of 585 miles per hour of which rivals the speed of most tsunamis?
jesus, it aint that bad! i swear im like....real good at this. plus the foundation wouldn't let me have the parts for that sorta thing. but there were a lot of scrap parts left on the island that i was allowed to work with, as long as i kept it safe. mostly ive just been upgrading the infrastructure
You’re like 2 lug nuts from violating the Geneva Convention, dude, how do you keep getting all the part to build all this stuff anyways, aren’t you literally poor?
November 19, 2024 at 12:50 PM
You’re like 2 lug nuts from violating the Geneva Convention, dude, how do you keep getting all the part to build all this stuff anyways, aren’t you literally poor?
pftt...thats...honestly understandable. im kinda surprised sometimes myself...i think tsumiki iis too??? especially with komaeda around...
With the shit you’ve been fabricating, I’m surprised you’re aren’t already 6 feet under.
November 16, 2024 at 4:48 PM
November 16, 2024 at 4:43 PM
With the shit you’ve been fabricating, I’m surprised you’re aren’t already 6 feet under.
yeah, no! why would i be-...okay i guess...thats a fair concern. but like! im not dead, no. just...passed out i guess? hahah, my bad. anyways hi
Oh good, you’re not dead.
November 14, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Oh good, you’re not dead.
[he jumps up, letting out a yelp] what the hey! ah!!! oh shit...hey hajime....whassup?
November 13, 2024 at 1:19 PM
[ Kick. ]
[oh. he seems to be breathing. seems he just...fell asleep? again. in the sand. okay cool.]
My bestie died again someone help.
November 13, 2024 at 12:46 PM
//Ik they be side-eying mikan hard the moment they woke up
November 13, 2024 at 12:18 PM
My bestie died again someone help.
November 13, 2024 at 12:16 PM