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i cant drive but i can fuck your mom


⚠️ minors dni
the bashful "oops sorry bout that" look on shanks' face too....
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
yeah dude what the fuck. i think ypu should buy MORE.
October 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
mihawk saw this tweet and sent his ex-husband hole pics and they got married again 3 months later
October 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
she is begging u not to perceive her...
October 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
October 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
shamhawk matching each others toxic freak is everything to me. you have a man who treats his relationships like a priest's homework after confession/absolution-- everything is an act of penance for the sin of loving someone and enjoying earthly pleasures with them.
October 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
saw the meme and felt it was mishanks in my heart
October 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
wish there was anything else on my mind except for this au lately
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I need to meet him jjst so i can look at him like this
October 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
kind of weird that mihawk disappears late at night wearing these to train his protoge but shanks thinks that if thats what mihawk is comfortable training in then why not!!!
October 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Oh my god. Ogfh my gofd. Wow. Thats so valid. we are mind melding again tonight. anytime ur name pops up and you enable my current mania i am rubbing mybhands together like a fly
October 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
sigh....thinking abt this again.....
October 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
October 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ouuuuuh my god. i wish i can be normal abt anything u say to me because i love u so mucb. thank u my love.
September 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
seeing him makes a bad day joyful
September 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
So i wrote a part two to this, simply because we made a joke about it and it was too funny not to write. beware the tags i guess?

archiveofourown.org/works/71584146
September 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
miss john on the other hand, will keep it fierce even when you just woke her up from a midday nap
September 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Had to test out my new film camera so i made miss bella pose. there is nothing inside that brain cavity.
September 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
im out of gordon ramsey intros. here's shamrock being a pathetic shithead again + mihawk humbling him. how is it any different than the others? idek. i tried to be cryptic. i tried to be romantic. i tried to tone down the catholic guilt and i missed it too much.

archiveofourown.org/works/71381011
September 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
more birfday snaps
September 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
my bestfriend and i got matching tattoos for my birthday!!! im 31 now. it feels so special to have lived this long.
September 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
shamrock texting his bitchwife
September 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
zoro:
September 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
mihawk
September 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
God bless him and help him!
September 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM