bich of ages
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bich of ages
@ultchimi.bsky.social
· Mar 25
i suppose my comm info should be posted here as well i thought i did that already
Next pokemon generation should do carcinization. A handful of different unqiue pokemon that all evolve into a crab for some reason
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Next pokemon generation should do carcinization. A handful of different unqiue pokemon that all evolve into a crab for some reason
i hate deodorant so fucking much. every time i use it its shitty waterproof nature spreads when i try to wash it off in the shower and makes my skin grippy. the sensation of my thighs sticking to each other when they should be sliding frictionlessly makes me want to bang my head into the wall
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
i hate deodorant so fucking much. every time i use it its shitty waterproof nature spreads when i try to wash it off in the shower and makes my skin grippy. the sensation of my thighs sticking to each other when they should be sliding frictionlessly makes me want to bang my head into the wall
i hate the way they sterilized the sound design in modern mario party games. collecting a single coin on the gamecube sounded momentous
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
i hate the way they sterilized the sound design in modern mario party games. collecting a single coin on the gamecube sounded momentous
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i swear to fucking god i saw this like a week and a half ago and i cannot cannot cannot stop thinking about it its so fucking good
June 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i swear to fucking god i saw this like a week and a half ago and i cannot cannot cannot stop thinking about it its so fucking good
hate that youtube's don't recommend > tell us why is a two option multiple choice instead of a text field where i can tell them plain and simple that i am not going to pay for access to a youtube video no matter how much the shove it in my face
November 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
hate that youtube's don't recommend > tell us why is a two option multiple choice instead of a text field where i can tell them plain and simple that i am not going to pay for access to a youtube video no matter how much the shove it in my face
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This weekend did not feature my best performance in Burnout 3's Crash Mode.
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This weekend did not feature my best performance in Burnout 3's Crash Mode.
i think i will stream later tonight if im still feeling it then
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i think i will stream later tonight if im still feeling it then
gonna be so real i love metroid and i love schlock so the mackenzie shit has got me eager to see where the fuck they plan on taking this. this is like watching a car crash in slow motion except i'm jerma so it's funny as fuck to me
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
gonna be so real i love metroid and i love schlock so the mackenzie shit has got me eager to see where the fuck they plan on taking this. this is like watching a car crash in slow motion except i'm jerma so it's funny as fuck to me
literally every time i want a specific gif from my favorites in a timely manner discord starts coughing and doubling over and throwing up on my carpet
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
literally every time i want a specific gif from my favorites in a timely manner discord starts coughing and doubling over and throwing up on my carpet
me making poop
www.youtube.com/watch?v=85St...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=85St...
ytp gay knife show
YouTube video by UltChimi
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November 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
me making poop
www.youtube.com/watch?v=85St...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=85St...
put the new steam machine next to the xbox series x an the tf2 mercs can go play with master chief like one of those cube world toys
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
put the new steam machine next to the xbox series x an the tf2 mercs can go play with master chief like one of those cube world toys
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See u next tomorrow
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
See u next tomorrow
bro reward point systems have gone to shit. ive been spoiled by club nintendo. just tried to get a little polybag with lego insider points and they're like ok here's a code to add this item to the delivery of your next purchase. no bitch you send it to me for free because i redeemed it and it's mine
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
bro reward point systems have gone to shit. ive been spoiled by club nintendo. just tried to get a little polybag with lego insider points and they're like ok here's a code to add this item to the delivery of your next purchase. no bitch you send it to me for free because i redeemed it and it's mine
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No Fucking Way Dude.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
No Fucking Way Dude.
How the fuck do I fix my sleep schedule and make it stick. Ive been up past 8:00am the past 3 days and I keep going to bed feeling like I should be euthanized
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
How the fuck do I fix my sleep schedule and make it stick. Ive been up past 8:00am the past 3 days and I keep going to bed feeling like I should be euthanized
Bitches be like "You owe yourself a break! You deserve rest!" What I DESERVE is the ability to work ceaselessly and tirelessly disregarding the flow of time as I savagely tear into my creative urges until nothing remains and I am satisfied. But god pulled a real dick move and made sleep mandatory
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Bitches be like "You owe yourself a break! You deserve rest!" What I DESERVE is the ability to work ceaselessly and tirelessly disregarding the flow of time as I savagely tear into my creative urges until nothing remains and I am satisfied. But god pulled a real dick move and made sleep mandatory
dr stone is a show that loves to just say fuck all suspension of disbelief im sipping your disbelief like a fine wine this shit is stupid as fuck and you love it
November 7, 2025 at 8:54 AM
dr stone is a show that loves to just say fuck all suspension of disbelief im sipping your disbelief like a fine wine this shit is stupid as fuck and you love it
sometimes i eat chewy candy and STILL get flashbacks to the sensation of having crowns ripped off as a child. the dental trauma runs deep
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM
sometimes i eat chewy candy and STILL get flashbacks to the sensation of having crowns ripped off as a child. the dental trauma runs deep
There should be a sinister plotting finger tent emoji
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
There should be a sinister plotting finger tent emoji
i need someone to stick me with a cattle prod if i think about eating candy again in the next 24 hours. the sugar is in my system. i feel it. i feel it. i feel it. i feel it
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
i need someone to stick me with a cattle prod if i think about eating candy again in the next 24 hours. the sugar is in my system. i feel it. i feel it. i feel it. i feel it
god fucking damn it do we have curse of eternal darkness today
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 AM
god fucking damn it do we have curse of eternal darkness today
tbh i think we gotta change the zodiac. don't get me wrong i think women are awesome i just think its lame other people are getting cool lion and bull and ram and my virgo ass gets the maiden. can i have a big lizard instead
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
tbh i think we gotta change the zodiac. don't get me wrong i think women are awesome i just think its lame other people are getting cool lion and bull and ram and my virgo ass gets the maiden. can i have a big lizard instead
i've seen a small trend where people make a fursona by fusing symbols of their chinese and astrological zodiac and that's conceptually neat but im a fucking virgo. fuse a rabbit with a Woman. fuck off
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i've seen a small trend where people make a fursona by fusing symbols of their chinese and astrological zodiac and that's conceptually neat but im a fucking virgo. fuse a rabbit with a Woman. fuck off
it hasn't even been 24 hours since the Halloween Haul came in and i can already feel my digestive system expressing abject sorrow from the amount of sugar in my system
November 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
it hasn't even been 24 hours since the Halloween Haul came in and i can already feel my digestive system expressing abject sorrow from the amount of sugar in my system
