No OSHA supervisor worth their salt would dare deny my methods once they had a taste o’ my famous Baps Out Beef.

Well ta be quite honest with yerself, Miss, more often now that doin’ such make’s a funny wee sound.

Ah, an’ glad ta hear it! There’s a lotta goodness ta be had in a name ya find yerself at home in, o’course. Who was it that named yerself, if ya don’t mind my askin’?

That’s the only way ta cook as I see!

Well every time I fall down it’s in slow motion an’ it makes a slide whistle sound, o’course

Rory’s a nice name! A name that hails from not too far from where I once lived, as it happens. Good ta know ya!

And o’course! I’ve got plenty ta go around and always more a’comin’, so you enjoy that. If ya ever feel like such I can even show ya how ta make yer own ciders.

Well, I thank ya kindly fer sayin so, sir! An you yerself must be a man o’ good taste ta appreciate such things, o’course. There’s plenty more where that came from as well. Yer welcome ta keep that jug fer yerself.

Well o’course! I’m a lucky man of plenty, as it happens, an’ always happy ta share in it!

[from an undisclosed place upon his person he produces a large glad jug of cider]

Made from apples, this one is, with a few spices aged in fer flavor.

Too right ya are, sir! In fact I’ve been usin’ it ta age ciders since before I beefed it an’ they’ve turned out quite excellent if I do say so myself.

Not includin’ a beer cellar o’course.

Don’t even get myself started on the slide whistle sounds.

//LOSING MY MIND FUCK

//hey i deadass plagiarized you and did not even see this first we just organically made the same joke. Life is beautiful.

They keep installin new an confusin sound effects

//ALWAYS feed us your oc lore be cringe be free

Sure thing!
[He does so and the whip crack sound happens again, louder this time]