Uli Marx 📎
@ulimarx.bsky.social
citizen of a multi-cultural Europe and proud of it.
Nicht zu vergessen: Er hat auch eine second-Hand Nobelpreis Umhäng-Plakette!
January 25, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Nicht zu vergessen: Er hat auch eine second-Hand Nobelpreis Umhäng-Plakette!
Wo bleibt eigentlich die KI-App, die solche Schläger und Mörder trotz Gesichtsvermummung anhand ihrer Bewegung und Gesten identifiziert und zur Strecke bringt?
Das wäre endlich mal eine sinnvolle Anwendung von Rechnerleistung!
Das wäre endlich mal eine sinnvolle Anwendung von Rechnerleistung!
January 25, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Wo bleibt eigentlich die KI-App, die solche Schläger und Mörder trotz Gesichtsvermummung anhand ihrer Bewegung und Gesten identifiziert und zur Strecke bringt?
Das wäre endlich mal eine sinnvolle Anwendung von Rechnerleistung!
Das wäre endlich mal eine sinnvolle Anwendung von Rechnerleistung!
When do we finally get started with this “Great Replacement”?
I do have a few hot candidates to submit for replacement.
Problem may be that no country is willing to take these idiots as equivalent replacements.
I do have a few hot candidates to submit for replacement.
Problem may be that no country is willing to take these idiots as equivalent replacements.
January 23, 2026 at 8:40 AM
When do we finally get started with this “Great Replacement”?
I do have a few hot candidates to submit for replacement.
Problem may be that no country is willing to take these idiots as equivalent replacements.
I do have a few hot candidates to submit for replacement.
Problem may be that no country is willing to take these idiots as equivalent replacements.
Where are all those genius AI tools to recognize and identify people by their body gestures and moves even with faces covered?
That would finally be a good application of AI.
Ask China for help?
That would finally be a good application of AI.
Ask China for help?
January 23, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Where are all those genius AI tools to recognize and identify people by their body gestures and moves even with faces covered?
That would finally be a good application of AI.
Ask China for help?
That would finally be a good application of AI.
Ask China for help?
Trump’s single recipe:
1) create chaos, attention and uproar by telling some bullshit lies
2) chicken out
3) claim to have achieved a “fantastic never-ever-have-seen-bigger” victorious deal for USA
4) add +1 to the number of imaginary wars personally ended
5) demand Nobel peace prize
1) create chaos, attention and uproar by telling some bullshit lies
2) chicken out
3) claim to have achieved a “fantastic never-ever-have-seen-bigger” victorious deal for USA
4) add +1 to the number of imaginary wars personally ended
5) demand Nobel peace prize
January 23, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Trump’s single recipe:
1) create chaos, attention and uproar by telling some bullshit lies
2) chicken out
3) claim to have achieved a “fantastic never-ever-have-seen-bigger” victorious deal for USA
4) add +1 to the number of imaginary wars personally ended
5) demand Nobel peace prize
1) create chaos, attention and uproar by telling some bullshit lies
2) chicken out
3) claim to have achieved a “fantastic never-ever-have-seen-bigger” victorious deal for USA
4) add +1 to the number of imaginary wars personally ended
5) demand Nobel peace prize
Grundregel: Die Antwort auf alle Schlagzeilen, die mit “?” enden ist immer: Nein.
January 23, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Grundregel: Die Antwort auf alle Schlagzeilen, die mit “?” enden ist immer: Nein.
“… in Trump’s Arsch der Bösen…”
Für besseres Verständnis korrigiert — bitte gerne.
Für besseres Verständnis korrigiert — bitte gerne.
January 23, 2026 at 8:02 AM
“… in Trump’s Arsch der Bösen…”
Für besseres Verständnis korrigiert — bitte gerne.
Für besseres Verständnis korrigiert — bitte gerne.
And when the Trump regime will have been toppled all those mobsters will claim in martial court that they have never known or heard of such atrocities before and they have just obeyed their instructions.
It’s the same playbook like in post-Nazi Germany.
It’s the same playbook like in post-Nazi Germany.
January 23, 2026 at 7:49 AM
And when the Trump regime will have been toppled all those mobsters will claim in martial court that they have never known or heard of such atrocities before and they have just obeyed their instructions.
It’s the same playbook like in post-Nazi Germany.
It’s the same playbook like in post-Nazi Germany.
Trump will die.
History shows that all tyrants have been killed either by their own “friends & family” or by assassination.
It will happen sooner or later, just sit it out. If it doesn’t happen yet, then the pain is not strong enough yet.
History shows that all tyrants have been killed either by their own “friends & family” or by assassination.
It will happen sooner or later, just sit it out. If it doesn’t happen yet, then the pain is not strong enough yet.
January 22, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Trump will die.
History shows that all tyrants have been killed either by their own “friends & family” or by assassination.
It will happen sooner or later, just sit it out. If it doesn’t happen yet, then the pain is not strong enough yet.
History shows that all tyrants have been killed either by their own “friends & family” or by assassination.
It will happen sooner or later, just sit it out. If it doesn’t happen yet, then the pain is not strong enough yet.
USA then just relaxes gun laws so that everybody “can have a shot at it”
January 21, 2026 at 9:37 PM
USA then just relaxes gun laws so that everybody “can have a shot at it”
Ups, ja doch! Sorry.
January 18, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Ups, ja doch! Sorry.
Oh… stimmt: der Platz ist zwar sehr nah bei U6 “Burggasse”, die Station heißt aber anders. Hast recht.
January 18, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Oh… stimmt: der Platz ist zwar sehr nah bei U6 “Burggasse”, die Station heißt aber anders. Hast recht.
Die griechische Muse Thalia zählt aber schon als Frau, oder?
January 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Die griechische Muse Thalia zählt aber schon als Frau, oder?
Urban-Loritz-Platz?
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Urban-Loritz-Platz?
Trump and the members of his criminal gang will be best off to commit suicide just in time before the Day of Liberation for the people of USA arrives. Just like Hitler and his gang did on their final day.
January 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Trump and the members of his criminal gang will be best off to commit suicide just in time before the Day of Liberation for the people of USA arrives. Just like Hitler and his gang did on their final day.
Please rephrase as “Trump’s greediness gets him kicked out of NATO”
January 17, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Please rephrase as “Trump’s greediness gets him kicked out of NATO”
When the pain becomes strong enough, it will happen. The law of history applies.
January 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
When the pain becomes strong enough, it will happen. The law of history applies.
“Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
January 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
“Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Ist die viele Plastikverpackung auch mit eingebacken? Sieht man ja gar nicht.
January 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Ist die viele Plastikverpackung auch mit eingebacken? Sieht man ja gar nicht.
Trump is a full-blown idiot and the entire world knows it.
He’s gone completely Ga-Ga and there’s no point trying to appease him.
Grab him where it hurts: impose 50% tax on all US sales in Europe.
He’s gone completely Ga-Ga and there’s no point trying to appease him.
Grab him where it hurts: impose 50% tax on all US sales in Europe.
January 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Trump is a full-blown idiot and the entire world knows it.
He’s gone completely Ga-Ga and there’s no point trying to appease him.
Grab him where it hurts: impose 50% tax on all US sales in Europe.
He’s gone completely Ga-Ga and there’s no point trying to appease him.
Grab him where it hurts: impose 50% tax on all US sales in Europe.
Miracles will happen sooner or later.
Sooner is way better.
Sooner is way better.
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Miracles will happen sooner or later.
Sooner is way better.
Sooner is way better.
I also have a very noble Piss Prize I’d like Trump to have.
He deserves it.
He deserves it.
January 16, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I also have a very noble Piss Prize I’d like Trump to have.
He deserves it.
He deserves it.
Ja, das kann ich schon auch. Dauert halt nur ein paar Tage länger.
Das heißt dann auch längere Lebensqualität.
Das heißt dann auch längere Lebensqualität.
January 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Ja, das kann ich schon auch. Dauert halt nur ein paar Tage länger.
Das heißt dann auch längere Lebensqualität.
Das heißt dann auch längere Lebensqualität.
Gentle reminder: ALL tyrants and dictators in history have been eventually killed by their own people. It may take time and it has always happened.
January 14, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Gentle reminder: ALL tyrants and dictators in history have been eventually killed by their own people. It may take time and it has always happened.
It is simply amazing to see how quickly a formerly well-respected country has plunged to the status of a shithole garbage dictatorship.
Welcome to Trumpistan!
Welcome to Trumpistan!
January 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
It is simply amazing to see how quickly a formerly well-respected country has plunged to the status of a shithole garbage dictatorship.
Welcome to Trumpistan!
Welcome to Trumpistan!