Ukridge
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He lives in a cybertruck down by the river
January 28, 2026 at 9:26 PM
He lives in a cybertruck down by the river
I can't be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could put together a football team and dominate the Army-Navy game
January 18, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I can't be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could put together a football team and dominate the Army-Navy game
It can't be built, but not because it's an optical illusion. It's simply that no known material has the necessary tensile strength.
January 18, 2026 at 1:52 AM
It can't be built, but not because it's an optical illusion. It's simply that no known material has the necessary tensile strength.
I only know the good one:
January 15, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I only know the good one:
No, everyone knows that Scott Adams created Garfield and his canine pal, Dogfield
January 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
No, everyone knows that Scott Adams created Garfield and his canine pal, Dogfield
Sual Catnas? I love that guy!
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sual Catnas? I love that guy!
*gasp* Ted CRUZ is SOME GUY!
December 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
*gasp* Ted CRUZ is SOME GUY!
Remembering some dimes
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Remembering some dimes
It's not real unless it has a Verrit code
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It's not real unless it has a Verrit code
A year ago 9/11 was dead. Now we're never forgetting like never before
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A year ago 9/11 was dead. Now we're never forgetting like never before
There's no such thing as a Shrung person. People are either Shriff or Blung, no exceptions
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
There's no such thing as a Shrung person. People are either Shriff or Blung, no exceptions
It's called Coke Zero because that's the recommended age range
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It's called Coke Zero because that's the recommended age range
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If you like your withered crone, you can keep her
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If you like your withered crone, you can keep her
It's learning falafel facts at an exponential rate
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It's learning falafel facts at an exponential rate
all my helldudes gone
October 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
all my helldudes gone
"...give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to waltz free,"
Your huddled masses yearning to waltz free,"
October 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"...give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to waltz free,"
Your huddled masses yearning to waltz free,"
If he didn't demolish the East Wing to get it out of the way, that massive ballroom WOULD be touching the White House
October 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If he didn't demolish the East Wing to get it out of the way, that massive ballroom WOULD be touching the White House
I make up fake urls for a living and I'm terrified
October 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I make up fake urls for a living and I'm terrified